Recruiting for RWBS in LEGION

JOIN OUR GUILD! Hordeside, Earthen Ring <3

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Guild Application Questionnaire:

Instructions: Read the shit here. Then answer the questions to the best of your drunk/high-ass ability, copy and paste to an email and address it to RollinWithSaget.guild@gmail.com

Rollin with Bob Saget is and has always been a close knit and chill guild since 2010. We raid and PVP when we want to, usually drunk as shit and have fun regardless of what we do. No pressure to perform and high focus on the mentality of "fuck it" and 200% booze and drug consumption before BGs and Raids. If you want a place to have fun and not give a single fuck then we are the guild for you! All we ask is you be accepting and we'll be accepting of you....and probably drunk. SO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND DON'T FUCKING LIE, I'LL KNOW. jk, I don't know shit but here's some questions:

1. Have you ever watched "my 600lb life"?

Answer:

2. Do you enjoy eating four loko?

Answer:

3: Whatchu know bout Stephen Hawking?

Answer:

4: Hotdogs

Answer:

5: mmmmmmwhatchasayyyyyyy?

Answer:

6. You want a spot of dick and custard?

Answer:

7. YA'LL NIGGAS HIRING?

Answer:

8: Remember that fat wrestler from the 80's named Dusty Rhodes?

Answer:

9: Who's your wow Bae?

Answer:

10. Favorite Disney Movie?

Answer:

11. Favorite booze?

Answer:

12. There's a train heading east from Djibouti, Africa at 200mph and a train heading south from Hamfeast, Germany at .05 miles per second, at what time do they collide in Shanghai, China and under what conditions? Was Mariah Carey there? If so, What song did she sing to remember all the people who died? 

Answer:

13. You ready to get re-drunk?

Answer

WARSONG: A Warlords of Draenor Drink!

Today we'll be making a fantastically twisted, strong and energizing rum and coke. Named after the clan of both Garrosh and Grommash Hellscream, Warsong is a very strong beverage guaranteed to take down the biggest and baddest Orcs.


Let's begin with the ingredients you'll need!

Kraken black spiced rum, maraschino cherries, black cherry Kickstart and cherry cola.

LET'S GET MIXING!

1. Take a tall glass and add ice

2. Drop in 3-6 Maraschino cherries depending on taste
(or how many you're willing to eat after they soak in rum)

3. Add 3 shots of Kraken rum

4. Add 3 shots of Kickstart

5. Top off with cherry cola

6. Enjoy!


I hope you guys like this drink, and more will be coming soon. To be totally honest, there was another shot I had planned on posting today, but after doing some quality control I deemed it disgusting and unfit for my peeps. It was supposed to be a Hozen-themed chocolate-banana shot but oh lawd, I couldn't get down with it. I have been testing Warsong all day and I have to say, I'm enjoying it.

Cheers!

Day of the Dead! - Short update.

Just wanted to pop in and make a very quick update. I was going to do some new transmog sets for today but after spending about an hour dicking around in Mogit and discarding multiple sets, I realized I just didn't have it in me today. THE SPARK WAS JUST GONE OK!? I'm also happy to say we have two new guildies who are fans of the blog (much to my surprise, I didn't think many people actually read this unimportant, non-informative nonsense) but we're glad to have them! Shout out to Chaysen and her husband, and welcome to our guild! The guild is slowly awakening from it's deep slumber as I'm starting to see more and more people becoming active again.

ENOUGH ABOUT ALL THAT. Soon I'm going to be making some new drink recipes for the expansion drop and I'll be working on new comics and red along posts I'm sure with all the new shiny things to experience! Until then, Have a fabulous rest of the day (of the dead).


R.I.P EVERYONE IN BRILL.

Now to go pick up on some hot undead guys.

Two New Transmog Sets!

I really enjoy a lot of the purple gear in WoW and I actually started one of these sets forever ago (Dreamy is currently wearing half of the female version). Then I wanted to make a male set of the same type, so I did that today and decided to post them both as brother and sister sets! They really remind me of the Twilight's Hammer Clan with all the black and purples (thus the names). Both sets are similar in color schemes but pretty different as a whole. The male uses darker bluish purples and the female uses lighter pinkish purples. Feel free to use whatever set on whatever character you want though! they look good on everyone of any gender I think!

First up we have the male version (click to enlarge):

Head- Acherus Knight's Hood is bought from Quartermaster Ozorg in the Eastern Plaguelands.

Chest- Goldtalon Chestguard is from a quest in Townlong Steppes called The Point of No Return from an NPC named Ban Bearheart. It should be relatively easy to complete since it's not part of a long quest chain(remember when questing to spec properly to obtain the gear you need in this case INT gear).  Just hope you haven't done it. If you have done it however, there are some other options that also look just as nice such as Doomplate Chestguard and Breastplate of Raging Fury.

Waist- Beech Green Belt  is sold by your friendly neighborhood Legacy Justice Quartermaster. Rugok in Orgrimmar and Toren Landow in Stormwind. Bogslayer Belt is also very fitting of this set but is one of those dreaded random world drops, so check the AH or get to farming for it in outlands.

Legs- Goldtalon Legplates these, like the chest piece are also from a quest in Townlong Steppes from a quest called Seeing Red from an NPC named Suna Silentstrike. I think the quest for this one is right before you head over to Ban Bearheart to get the quest for the chest. (remember when questing to spec properly to obtain the gear you need in this case INT gear). If you've done this quest or can't spec for int plate you can also use Legplates of the Violet Champion  and Dreadnaught Legplates  which I personally think match better but they are a black market AH item and cost a ton. ugh.

Hands- Goldtalon Gloves again from the quest line in Townlong Steppes called The Endless Swarm from an NPC named Taran Zhu. This one looks like it comes after the leg and chest piece quests. (remember when questing to spec properly to obtain the gear you need in this case INT gear). If you've done the quests or can't spec for INT then some other options for gloves are Coldbite Handwraps (another quest item but for STR gear) and Veincrusher Gauntlets.

Feet- Stillheart Warboots These are a bit harder to obtain because they come from heroic Dragonsoul, but i'm sure with the new expansion it will become easier and easier. We three manned it the other day on normal and we're not super amazingly geared or anything so I'm sure after another 10 levels heroic will be easy.

Shoulders- Brackenshell Shoulderplates Another Dragonsoul item which drops in heroic from Morchok.

Back- Periwinkle Cloak This is always optional because I know some people don't like cloaks (I usually don't wear them myself but I figured I'd include one in case you guys enjoy them) it drops from Lady Naz'jar in Throne of Tides.

One hand- Breeching Comet Really, really cool one-handed axe from Magisters' Terrace dropped by Kael'thas Sunstrider.

Shield- Lost Pavise of the Blue Flight dropped from Sindragosa in ICC heroic.


Now on to the ladies!

Head- Acherus Knight's Hood is bought from Quartermaster Ozorg in the Eastern Plaguelands.

Chest- Doomplate Chestguard dropped by Harbinger Skyriss in the Arcatraz.

Waist- Bogslayer Belt is a random outlands world drop but can most likely be found in the outland dungeons. The Underbog looks like your best bet and don't forget to check your AH!

Legs- Acherus Knight's Legplates are bought from Quartermaster Ozorg in the Eastern Plaguelands.

Hands- So I made a boo boo with the hands, in this picture they are Dreadnaught Gauntlets which I honestly think look the best for this set, but I know most people aren't willing to camp the black market AH and pay an arm and a leg for some damn gloves. SO I've picked out another fitting pair for the set. Darkrune Gauntlets look lovely with the set and are easy to obtain. They're made through lower level blacksmithing or can be obtained on the AH.

Feet- Footwear doesn't really matter so much with this set because of the long dress, as long as it's dark/black in color it really doesn't matter.

Shoulders- Crystalforge Pauldrons I really adore these pauldrons <3 You obtain the token for these pauldrons (Pauldrons of the Vanquished Champion) in The Eye from Void Reaver. You can then take the toke n to either Kelara or Veynna Dawnstar in Shattrath to exchange it for these amazing shoulder pieces.

Back- Periwinkle Cloak This is always optional because I know some people don't like cloaks (I usually don't wear them myself but I figured I'd include one in case you guys enjoy them) it drops from Lady Naz'jar in Throne of Tides

One hand- Netherbane another amazing looking weapon, really, I am in love with this. This is also dropped in The Eye from the first boss Al'ar.

Shield- Aldori Legacy Defender dropped by Gruul the Dragonkiller in Gruul's Lair.


I hope you guys enjoy these sets and there will be more to come soon!

Dreamy's Guide to the Strangest Booze in Azeroth!

So I've spent the past few days ransacking Azeroth while looking for the strangest booze the world has to offer. I'm sure I may have missed some, so if I did let me know if you've found any interesting drinks that I didn't include here. There were some that were considered quest items or only usable in certain areas in the world which I didn't include because fuck that! you should be able to drink wherever and whenever you want, damn it. While doing my research last night I did what any normal scientist would do and got wicked drunk at the dark portal. HERE WERE MY FINDINGS:

1. Banana Infused Rum 

This rum turns you into a drunken Hozen pirate for about 30 seconds. It's cool but the only thing that kind of sucks is you can't move at all while shapeshifted. You basically just sit there and look pretty. You can get this drink by finding the recipe in a special barrel in Karasang Wilds (coordinates 52.5, 88.7) There's a spawn timer on the barrel that's about 1-2 hours so if it's not there you may have to wait it out. When you open the barrel you'll get the recipe for the rum and 5x Banana Infused Rum. So if you just want to try it you still can with no cooking required.

2. Moonglow

Moonglow is one of my personal favorites because it's just so dang pretty!  It causes you to glow and sparkle blue and gold for about 10 seconds. Unfortunately it can only be found during the Lunar Festival event (January 20th-February 3rd) and is normally sold from the event vendors for 15 copper. Fortunately it IS tradable and won't disappear after the event so check the AH or alt banks to see if anyone managed to save some. Luckily I'm a pack rat and found a stack in Dreamy's bank. 

3.  Disgusting Rotgut

Disgusting Rotgut doesn't really do anything special, I just found it funny that they included it in the game. Rotgut is described as "Poor-quality and potentially toxic alcoholic liquor." Also, for some reason the only way to obtain this is to pickpocket certain mobs with level ranges from 83-85. I really wish that when you drank this it caused you to immediately drunken vomit. *sigh* MISSED OPPORTUNITIES BLIZZARD.

4. Captain Rumsey's Lager

 

This one is just silly but it also gives you a fabulous fishing buff because everyone knows that booze and fishing go hand in hand. To even catch a fish you must at the very least have a beer in hand, fish then know you are a true fishing master and hurl themselves at you like desperate bar skanks. ANYWAY,  This is made via a cooking recipe that is generally obtained through the bags you get from fishing and cooking quests. If you haven't gotten it yet, you'll have the best luck with completing your city's daily fishing quest and obtaining it in the Bag of Shiny Things. For the recipe itself you'll need Skin of Dwarven Stout and Flagon of Dwarven Mead which are both sold at the World's End Tavern by Kylene in Shattrath for horde and basically everywhere for Alliance.

5. Spectral Grog

This one is pretty fun, it causes you to turn into a spectral pirate! Apparently this also turns your mounts spectral as well so feel free to mount and ride around in full spectral glory. Warning for druids though, if you shapeshift with the buff it will be removed :(  This grog can be found on the timeless isle and is dropped by Rattling Mariners and Spectral Pirates. It's also tradable so you can check the AH (though it might cost you a bit there, I think they're generally at least 20-40 gold for ONE on my server)

6. Triple-Distilled Brew

If I had a regular drink in WoW this would probably be it. The strongest drink in the land! This immediately gets you completely smashed after one drink. FINALLY, A WAY TO BE INSTANTLY WASTED. This wonderful beverage is sold by cute little Auntie Stormstout in the Stormstout Brewery. If you go into the dungeon she will be immediately on your right. She also has a few other fun alcoholic drinks you can play with only inside the dungeon. They are all a tad expensive but it's good times.

7. Sulfuron Slammer

Another of my absolute favorites! We have stacks of these in the guild bank, man. This little shot gets you pretty drunk and also sets you on fire for a few seconds. Originally this shot was only sold in Blackrock Depths by Plugger Spazzring who is a neutral NPC that is attackable so be careful not to kill him before buying your booze. Now you can also buy these drinks from Rare and Luxury Drink Vendors for both Alliance and Horde.

8. Hozen Cuervo

Another drink that doesn't do anything besides get you drunk, but I enjoyed the reference and I really love Hozen. This is based on the popular tequila Jose Cuervo. It's dropped by tons of mobs throughout Pandaria,

9. Four Senses Brew

I discovered this one by accident actually but it's really one of the best if you ask me. Really the only thing it does is get you drunk and put a red blindfold on your character. The nice thing about it is there's actual lore behind it but sadly it is also probably the hardest to obtain. The brew was created by a blind Pandaren named Ren Yun the Blind. Here's what the page has to say about Ren Yun and his creation of the Four Senses Brew:

To learn this recipe you have to travel to the top of  Kun-Lai Summit. There you will find a small shrine with a statue of Ren Yun and a few items scattered around it. There is a tablet you can click on and loot the Tablet of Ren Yun. The tablet acts as a recipe and you can learn it from that. Now, that was the easy part. To make ONE of these bad boys you need to first of all have 600 in cooking : Way of the Brew, then you need to brew it up using 100-year old soy sauce, rice flour, black pepper, a Pandaren peach and 200 red blossom leaks. That's a lot for one drink! I actually had my boyfriend make this for me (Thank you my darling!) because I never really gave a shit about cooking once MoP hit so I never leveled it to max. DOH. These suckers sell on the AH for upwards of 500 gold (GET REAL).

10. I'm out of drinks currently in game, but during my research I came across two drinks in particular that look like they are going to be added in WoD. The first is Sailor Zazzuk's 180-proof rum which I'm thinking may be a shout out to Sailor Jerry's rum which is also a higher proof rum than most at 92 proof. This drink will apparently be found in the Spires of Arak. The second drink I found was called Hol'bruk's Brutal Brew. This one looks more interesting because the use tip on it says "Take a sip to take on the guise of a Highmaul Ogre." I'm not sure if this is meant to be a quest item or if it's simply another sweet ass transformation booze (here's hoping). This one will be found in past Nagrand in the expansion supposedly and will be dropped by  Hol'bruk the Brewcrusher at a 100% rate.

That's all for now folks! I hope you enjoyed it! As I said before if you've seen any interesting booze in Azeroth, feel free to share in the comments.

and now watch as Dreamy runs drunkenly into the Iron Horde.

YEAH BITCH!!

And We're Back!

Lots of new things coming! I have a bunch planned so stay tuned. Hold on to ya butts while I redesign and dust things off.

Lurking

Hey guys. I'm around still. I plan on rebooting this thing come Warlords of Draenor. Honestly it's been a bit depressing around wow with our guild dead and just basically grinding LFR. Got a druid to 90 and I really love her. Also started trying to level a god damn alliance AGAIN..I think she's like 60 now? yeah.

So I hope you guys are well. I miss working on this blog but my life has been all over with working and going to school again. Trying to balance those things with a social life and personal time to work on art is enough as it is without dealing with a blog. Since this blog isn't really that popular anyway I figured it's not a big deal to put her on hold for a while.

I do plan on making some more content soon, but like I said time is really limited now and whenever I make posts I work on them for hours to come up with an idea, make art, thoroughly design and link mog sets and even go out to buy items for shot/drink ideas. School is almost over now and I'll be changing jobs to something with much more freedom and downtime. so within the next few months I'll be settled down again, then the expansion will be on its way and we can return to the land of drunken paladin love.

Until then!
-Dreamy

Art dump

Art dump of the things I've been working on lately. (Clicky for original size)

The LFR Drinking Game

Class Drinks: MONKS!

Well everyone, this is the end. The completion of my class drinks series (at least until they make another class). It's been fun and I will probably keep doing similar things! If you missed any of the previous classes, see them here!

Summer time!

Decided to do a little redesign for the summer. I was sketching a troll gal in a bikini with a beer earlier and figured, hey I'm in the summer spirit and my blog should be too! It was looking pretty drab anyway because I got a bit lazy with it. As of now I'm just sitting here drinking a diet pepsi and trying to figure out if I want to play wow. Yesterday I got way too excited because I went into LFR with Ping and she got not one, but TWO sha touched claws. I rejoiced! Ping got her good weapons before poor Dreamy. Its not for lack of trying on Dreamy though, I've been trying to get her a damn mace...ANY damn mace from LFR with NO luck despite my rolling need every time on the multiple bosses that drop maces on more than a few occasions. I guess Dreamy just has bad luck.... OH SHIT NEW NOSTALGIA CRITIC. G2G.

Class drinks: WARRIOR

Yes, yes after much research and deliberation I've finally made a warrior class drinks. I have to say this was my most difficult, having never played a warrior. I took my time and discussed some things with a few warriors I know, took into consideration the warriors I've met and been friends with and finally threw it together. Hope you guys enjoy!

Forsaken Love!

Just wanted to post a lovely wow machinima I came across by Quix0tica. Really pretty and mostly a shoutout to undead and those that play them. I am completely obsessed with undead and they're my favorite race. I love this sooo muchhh. <3

That's really all for now, though I AM working on something. New class drinks incoming for warriors and monks :) Talk to you guys later!

Zandalari Shots!

I decided today that it's high time I make another WoW themed alcoholic beverage. At first I was going to make a mixed drink, but instead I went with a shot. I felt it would be appropriate with the drop of the new patch that it have something to do with either dinosaurs or the Zandalari.  When I think of trolls I think of a lot of reds and blues, so I made something incorporating those two colors. It's a very strawberry flavored shot, with a bit of sour from the blueberry lemonade Mio flavor (which sinks to the bottom and gives it a nice red to blue gradient). It turned out REALLY good. I love it, and to be honest you cannot taste the alcohol in it. This is a potentially dangerous shot for that reason. It's especially strange because the strawberry rum is half of the shot, the rest is just topped with Fanta strawberry soda and two squirts of Mio blueberry lemonade. I garnished with blackberries which I ate before the shot which actually amplified the sweetness, I suppose you could eat them after too for the same effect :) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this sweet Zandalari potion, and as always, drink responsibly and all that bullshit!

Leather Transmog: Torch Light

So I was working on a level 70ish transmog set for Ping, and out of boredom and I came up with this little number. I quite like it so I decided to share! Strangely enough ALMOST ALL of the items in this set are pretty much random drops, which will either make it really easy or really hard to collect depending on how your AH is lookin' and what the drop rate is. 

Head - Ragefury Eyepatch there are multiple versions of this model in game, and different colors too. Some drop from quests, some and random drops and others you can get off of bosses in dungeons. Check them out under the "Same model as" tab in the link provided and you can pick the one you'd want to farm for. :) Keep in mind Swashbuckler's Eyepatch is glitched on female Pandaren currently so it appears black instead of red! I originally had that one for this set, but after realizing it would be red if any other race wanted this set, I changed it to the Ragefury eyepatch. 

Shoulders - Corehound Fang Shoulderpads There are also multiple models available for this item! They can be crafted by a leather worker ( level 80 item) or obtained through quests or dungeons. From what I can see, they all look the same so chose whichever one you want to go for! see the "same model as" tab in the wowhead link I've provided.

Chest - Grizzly Jerkin I really love this chest piece. Apparently it is best farmed in RFC which is what I am currently doing. It's really easy to blow through that dungeon and a bunch of stuff drops so I am hoping I get it soon. :) Just a friendly reminder there are 3 other models that look like this, but they are grey and white quality items, so they will not be transmoggable. 

Wrist - Bristlebark Bindings Normally I don't list wrist pieces because you don't really see them. With these, they give the small white/tan band around the top of the gloves which I think really looks nice. This is entirely up to you of course. It looks like they can be farmed best in wailing caverns and Black Fathom Deeps. This is also a BOE item, so remember to check the AH before farming! 

Hands - Rhinohide Gloves These are a quest item for the quest The Collapse ( if you're Horde) or Deploy The Shake-n-Quake! (if you're Alliance) There are 13 other models of this item though some are different colors, so look out for that. All of them are from either random drops (so check the AH!) or quests. see the "same model as" tab in the wowhead link I've provided.

Waist - Many-Pocketed Belt  This is a world drop so it may be a bit difficult to obtain, however it IS a BOE to make sure to check the AH as usual. If you've got no luck there, it looks like the best place to farm for this sucker is Utgarde Keep as a bunch of the mobs in there have a chance to drop it.

Legs - Earthborn Kilt This item can be obtained in various ways. It drops off of Ragnaros and Nefarian so if you want to do runs for it, go for it. This is a BOE so check the AH too before all of that. This can also be found inside Thorium and Eternium Lockboxes, and has a chance to drop off of many elites (check the "dropped by" tab in the wowhead link for a list of all of them x__x )

Mace - Excavator's Brand Very cool mace! Might be pretty difficult to obtain though. This is Also BOE! Check the AH, but I am willing to bet you'd have to pay a pretty penny for this. Looks like it's best obtained by farming the elites in Uldaman seeing as 98% of the mobs that drop it are elites in Uldaman... >_> I'm going to need luck for this one too.

Offhand - Mistyreed Torch Another BOE so check the AH. This seems to drop off Elites in all those damn Zangarmarsh/Terrokar dungeons. Mana-Tombs, The Underbog, Slave Pens....Mana-Tombs and The Underbog look like your best farming options. 

Happy Farming! :)

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Mistweaver Sexual Romance

That's right. I love Mistweavers. I LOVE THEM. So, RIGHT. I have a few drinks in me as is the spirit of this blog and it's time, kiddies, for another post!

My monk, Ping,  is currently level 74 (AND GOD FUCKIGN  DAMN IT. SHE'S GETTING WAY HIGHER TONIGHT!) but I am absolutely in love with her. Mistweavers are fun healers. Not only that they are easy enough that you can heal like a boss even when you're drunk off your tits. Plus.... PANDAASSS. I feel like I've been neglecting poor Dreamy and Frikky, but DAMN IT. I just want to play my monk!

That's right, she's very cute and panda-like. This is the worst rendition of her ever but I really don't care.  I also wanted to talk about very probable future nerfs. I mean. I can heal a dungeon that has NO TANK + people that have absolutely no idea what they're doing and I've done it successfully...today actually. I can be half asleep or half paying attention and keep everyone at full health pretty much constantly without even having to worry about mana at all. Now, I don't know if this changes later in the game but for now....WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... Sorry, I get excited. All I'm really trying to say here is if you like to heal and haven't tried a mistweaver....DEAR LORD, TRY THEM. You'll have fun. If you don't (I'm sorry if you don't for whatever reason) but I'm sure it's just because you hate fun.

Sorry about that.

OH MY GOD, I FORGOT. I HAVE A BLOG.

Seriously though. I went on a hiatus from wow. MOP was overload and my friends all burned out and quit. I didn't burn out but I was sad without them playing/caring anymore. I dabbled in some other games, mostly The Secret World which I really love but, I don't have the computer power to run it properly. Also played some Dungeon and Fighter which was fun for maybe 5 minutes. Hmmm, what else, what else...OH YES. GUILD WARS 2. That was pretty damn fun and I enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't really know what happened that made me not really feel like playing anymore. Rocked out on some Halo 4 and currently playing through Silent Hill: Downpour with the boy. DAYUM I LOVE ME SOME SWEET, SWEET SILENT HILL. This one is actually pretty good so far, I'm impressed (...for the most part). If you know anything about the Silent Hill fan boys/girls you should know that we are some PICKY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS when it comes to other developers than TEAM SILENT touching our baby. Games developed after Team Silent have gotten torn apart like a chicken wing in a bear orgy.....you know what? don't even question that analogy, I'm not trying to be poetic here.

Anyyyhooo. I had been missing WoW yet again. Here and there I'd be like "Oh I'd like to play again" but immediately extinguish that thought because I guess I just didn't miss it ENOUGH. Then Christmas happened. I went to my mom's house to visit and exchange presents. She gave me a smallish, rectangular box and says "I wasn't sure if you had it or not, If you do you can return it."  I just shrugged and smiled, having no idea what it could be. I peeled the wrapping paper away and there he was, staring at me. A Pandaran monk in all his glory. She bought me Mists of Pandaria. I felt so sad that I had to tell her I actually DO have the game already. I never had the box though. So I looked at all the familiar art on the back and inside the panels. Suddenly, a little pang of longing to play again hit me. I wanted to play, but I would try to hold out a bit longer.

Finally after waiting almost a month longer I broke down and re-subscribed. I logged on and saw all my familiar characters, waiting for me. I got on my young monk and quested in the blasted lands a little. You know, of all the characters I ever leveled, I had never quested in the Blasted lands, it was nice. There was really no one on in the guild, it has been mostly dead since the great burn out of MOP, and you know what? I was ok with that. I wanted to wait until I WANTED to play again, until I just had fun experiencing the game and doing things. A while before my hiatus I spent much of my time just sitting in Org, not wanting to do anything. That was lame, so I am glad I got around that. I'm sure it will happen again at some point and I will take a break again, but I'll come back as I always do. Sometimes you just need to step away from something to appreciate it more, or to fall in love with it again.

-Dreamy

The Jade Cloud Serpent Cocktail

I've decided to create a relaxing drink to accompany my relaxing times in Pandaria.

The Jade Cloud Serpent is a drink of many alcohols without the strong taste. It's fruity, sweet, a bit sour and has a very light and refreshing taste.

To make this drink get yourself a tall glass, fill with ice then fill half the glass with equal parts of:

 - Maraschino Cherry Juice 
(You'll want this on the bottom, to give it the coloring like in the picture)
 - Vodka
 - Malibu Coconut Rum
 - Green Apple Pucker
 - Dekuyper Melon Schnapps 
(I usually add a bit more of this, but I LOVE melon liqueur so this is personal preference, it gives it more of a light, sweet flavor I think)

Then fill the rest of the glass with lemonade.

Garnish with a maraschino cherry or cherries.

There you have it! BEHOLD! THE JADE CLOUD SERPENT!
Hope you guys enjoy this drink and as they say in liquor ads, Please drink responsibly.

PANDARIA BEST PANDARIA.

DON'T EVEN PLAY.

I might be drunk right now, but it doesn't change the fact that Mop is awesome so far. I had a lot of fun thus far. To be honest, I wouldn't have even been making this post if my game time hadn't run out and my stupid bank account is not showing my pay check happening which it should have. I WOULD BE PLAYING. CAUSE IT'S FUN. The areas are beautiful, there's so much to do, from playing a monk to leveling reputations. Pet battles, scenarios, dungeons, exploring, getting new achievements  playing with new class specs...MAN, I AM OVERWHELMED. It's in a good way though.
I've been LOVING my panda monk. Her name is Ping and she's so cute. FINALLY I have a character that at least kind of looks like me. Short, chubby with black and pink hair + black shit around her eyes. BOOYAH. LOVE IT. So far, I've made it to level 21 (mistweaver) and there's only one heal so far sooooo....I can't really comment on that other than to say... EASY SHITS. 
I got my beloved main character Dreamy, my pally to level 90 <3

  Afterwards I wasn't really sure what to do, there was so much to be done! So I started out with some tillers action (I FREAKING WANT THAT DAMN FLIPPABLE TABLE) so I can get drunk, stand around org and flip it over and over until I pass out. ALSO. I DONT GIVE A TURD WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HAVING A FARM. I enjoy games like animal crossing, viva pinata and harvest moon where you work to build your own area into something better than it once was. I LIVE FOR THIS, GIMME MY FARM. Also fuck farmville, don't even bring that up, because it's not even like that...look, I know because I spoke to my spirit animal, Missy Elliott. She said something about gettin' my freak on and I was like "Missy you're right" so I made my farm, and it was beautiful. From this day forth let my farm be dedicated and named after Missy, it shall be called "Missy Ridin' Down tha Block in an Escalade Farm" Okay I'm getting off track.
OKAY SO I FOUND THIS GUY. His name was Huggalon. I stared at him for like 5 minutes and was like. "WHAT THE HELL." because here's this froo froo lookin npc with a bow on his head named Huggalon in this creepy ass cave. 

So my boyfriend and I decided to fight him, because, well...why not. He was pretty hardcore for looking that cute....I guess as cute as you can look with panda corpses surrounding you. So we kill him and I receive this ridiculous item that made me squeel.

OH SHIT. A B.F.F NECKLACE. Made me laugh, man. Thing is, it really does NOTHING. If you use it on someone it gives them a buff called "Best Friends Forever" for 24 hours. THAT'S NOT FOREVER, NOT EVEN CLOSE. It's just a silly fun thing that I love because I love ridiculous shit like this. 

PET BATTLES. I LIKE IT. Other than that I only have one other thing to post about that.

I am so overwhelmed with rep, and as a jewelcrafter, my main concern is getting rep with the order of the cloud serpent for the new JC mounts. ANNDDDDD the cutest cute cute cute little cloud serpent baby they hath bestowed upon me. SO CUTE <3 I SHALL RAISE YOU INTO A FULL GROWN WONDROUS FIRE COLORED ANCIENT CHINESE DRAGON GOD.

So for now I am happy and filled with the beauty of new lands and asian-themed wonders. I am really enjoying it. Cataclysm left me with a bad taste in my mouth, but Mists has restored a sense of wonder in the game, almost similar to how I felt when I first started playing. I'm an explorer, an observer, and Pandaria is a goldmine of new exciting areas and beautiful sights.

Thanks Blizzard for an awesome expansion!

Love, 

PRINCE RINALDO

Er...I mean Dreamy.