Class Drinks: Rogue!

Here we go! another class drinks for the evening. ROGUES!

Class Drinks: Priest!

New class drinks today! and this is not my last. Rogues are coming up within the hour and perhaps druids. Stay tuned folks! and now for my priestly friends: 

My boyfriend asked why I used a female dwarf, I SAID: Cause I like female dwarfs, I never see them and they don't get enough love. SO NYAH.

Happy Noblegarden!

Misspelled Noblegarden. Don't give no shits, got my mount.

Plate Transmog: Burnt Sapphire

This set was inspired by the helmet. I loved the rusted red color with the bright blue accents. I decided I needed to design a set around it. My paladin is currently using this set (Minus the shield and mace), but I'm modeling it on Frikky. It looks really nice on a bloodelf female as well, actually the nice thing about this set on a female is it exposes the midriff which looks really cool with how hardcore the rest of the set looks. Most of these items are pretty easy to obtain and some can be bought on the AH.

Head -  Chitin Shell Greathelm 

Shoulders - Cataclysmic Gladiator's Ornamented Spaulders (PvP) 

(same model as the other two specs plate shoulders)

Chest - Undiminished Battleplate

Pants - Legguards of Dissolved Hope (Quest)

Belt - Girdle of the Howling Berserker (BoE)

Hands - Gauntlets of the Cheerful Hearth (BoE)

Feet - Volazj's Sabatons

Mace - Titansteel Guardian (Blacksmithing)

Shield - Cataclysmic Gladiator's Redoubt (PvP)

Drunken Rampage

Oh man. So, the other day I end up drinking. I wanted to kind of chill out, have a few, draw, enjoy the weekend. So I start drinking. Suddenly I'm pretty buzzed and I go on twitter, asking people for armories so I can draw terrible pictures of their characters.

After this I'm drawing a bunch for people, steadily taking shots and I'm not even close to stopping. So I get this brilliant idea that I should take this to the WoW general forums. I actually never made a thread on there before because holy shit those people can be mean....but I was unstoppable.

The thread ends up really funny and makes it to 3 pages. I returned later to see it was deleted, probably due to excessive cursing and going "HOLY SHIT I'M DRUNK I'M SORRY YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS RETARDED"

It was all really fun though, and funny, and I made some wonderfully bad pictures for people.

Good times. Good times. I do shit like that fairly often so. Just catch me on a weekend.

If I offended you I'm sorry. Oh wait NO I'M NOT.  

LOVE YA.

p.s. HEY I ONLY MANAGED TO DRAW ONE HORDE??!?

HOLY STOREBOUGHT MOUNTS, BATMAN!

I was up really late into the morning, sitting in org. Finally I get up to go take a shower. I come back and sit down in my towel, drying my hair and just glance at the computer screen. HOLY FUCK IT'S THAT SUPER AWESOME MOUNT I SAW ON MMO CHAMPION A WHILE BACK OH GOD WHAT. So many people had them, my screen was all golden and lovely. I immediately type into guild chat "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED AND WHERE DO I GET ONE?!!!" British tells me it's blizz store and our guild is all a buzz with people buying them.  Here are some pictures of Org a little bit after the servers came back up:

 

 

 

I have to say the mount is gorgeous. It's so nice to see a new model. I never bothered buying the other mount models because I didn't like the look. This one I HAD to have. It actually looks like they put time into this thing. I love the Chinese style serpent dragon too. Maybe in the future we'll get some re-skins. :)

It was also pretty funny in org watching people yell back and forth.

Some people going "It's a nice mount, too bad anyone can have it"

and "It's stupid, everyone has it now!"

or "after a week you wont even see it anymore"

people responding: "LOL UR JUST MAD CAUSE YOUR MOM DIDN'T BUY YOU ONE!"

and all the while British is in guild chat flipping shit going "THIS THING IS AWESOME, I DON'T CARE IF A MILLION OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT, I WILL RIDE THIS FOREVER, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, FUCK IT!..." Etc...Etc... Then we all got together for a lovely picture on our new bling bling dragon mounts. 

Ahh, what a day.

Buy your sexy new dragon mount here, at the Blizzard Online Store.

SEXY BULLSHIT

So, I'm a bit cracked out right now. I am on meds and I took a 5-hour energy so I'm lookin' a bit like:

Yeah that's me. I'm so sexy, I know.  ANYWAY. I've been doing the Love is in the air holiday stuff. I've been playing wow for years and never really did it, so this year I'm checking it out a bit more. I even got some sexy dress and danced with other sexy people in dresses.

HOTTIE.

I've been running around doing dailies on my hunter as well. He's blowing through levels. I actually managed to get his engineering maxed already. I decided to drop mining and pick up JC on him as well, so now he has 2 main professions. I figured the JC gem buffs would be sweet. Archaeology is good for leveling too, I actually got a few levels from it + dailies. I want to get the Professor title so he can be PROFESSOR FRIKKY. It sounds awesome to me. 

He's 80 now, halfway to 81. :D I'm so happy he's finally in cata! but OH god it's going to be my 3rd time going through. This is going to suck. I also need to raise money for max flying and I'm always the poorest fucker in the world so this is going to take a while. Don't worry Frikky, one day you'll fly fast.

God damn I am cracked out, what am I even talking about anymore. I don't even care. My god my blog is full of interesting content, right? yeah. Just some crazy bitch rambling about NOTHINGGGG. but, you know, I don't care. 

Alright I have one more thing to post here today. It's just a drawing I did for my boyfriend.

This is his character Brialdo, a troll hunter! HE'S SO HOTTIE HOT HOT.

AIN'T I JUST PRODUCTIVE TODAY.

GOODNIGHT & MERRY CHRISTMAS MOVIE HOUSE!!!1112121335elkjtrdlkjhkxdn

Panda Arts

Just a nice little Pandaren Mage gal I made at work today. :)

Plate Transmog: Neon Spy

One of my favorite color combos is orange and pink! The other day while running AQ 40 I had these amazing pants drop and I loved the colors so much I wanted to design an outfit around it.

The items used in this set are as follows.

Head - Crimson Beholder Eye
Shoulders - Avenger's Pauldrons
Chest - Conqueror's Breastplate
Legs - Legplates of Blazing Light
Feet - Magma Tempered Boots
Hands - Heretic's Gauntlets
Weapon - Treant's Bane
Belt - Belt of the Fallen Emperor

Some more arts

Made some little cute vectors of drunk Horde races. I'll most likely do an Alliance version as well. Feel free to use these for whatever as long as you give credit and link back to my blog. 

Enjoy the cuteness.

Steampunk's Not Dead: Steampunk Clothie

Steampunk? Cloth? How will that ever work! you say. Well I have the solution for you! Kinda. Okay look so I just woke up and my language skills are still in the gutter. bdbfkjdfkjf. OKAY anyway, I've made a version of the steampunk look for cloth wearers. :) Again I used an addon called Mogit to put this together.

I really enjoyed this one. I think the eyepatch/spectacle really makes it pop. It was also interesting sifting through so much cloth. Much of it is bright and flashy colors. I managed to find some old tattered grunginess in there though and carefully matched them up. What you're going to need for this set is:

Head- Powerheal 4000 Lens (engineering)

Chest- Duskwoven Tunic

Legs- Humbert's Pants

Hands- Durable Gloves

Feet- Iceflow Footwraps (quest)

Waist- Windchaser Cinch

Back- Durable Cape (not shown, sorry bout that...it's brown.)

Staff- Jailers Baton

Now you're lookin sexy! :D

Transmog: The Steam Punk Hunter

Ever since I heard about undead being able to become hunters, I KNEW deep in my heart that I wanted him to be steam punk. Even before the transmog feature was around, I told myself I would somehow make him as steam punk as possible! Now with such a new feature, it's easier than ever. 

I used an addon called Mogit to put together my perfect ensemble. 

and here are the items needed for this look :)

Head- Truesight Ice Blinders  (engineering only)

Shoulders- Sparkleshell Shoulder Pads 

Chest- Mail Combat Armor 

Pants- Mighty Chain Pants (sold from an npc)

Feet- Myrmidon's Greaves

Hands- Imbued Infantry Gauntlets

Wrist- This doesn't matter, you wont be able to see it anyway

Polearm- Grizzly Glaive 

Cloak- Sandstorm Cloak

Belt- Telaari Hunting Girdle

Gun- Use whatever you think looks good as a gun, I suggest something bronze and of course steam punk looking, you just GOTTA have a gun though. Steam punk & a bow? HA, Sissy pants bullshit, you need to shoot people in the FACE because you're fucking awesome.

The gun I think would go most wonderfully with this set would be Giant's Bane

It's perfect, the blue lights tie in with the goggles, it's bronze and metal, the thing has STEAM coming out of it for god's sake. However this gun can only be obtained in ulduar 25 so you're going to need some friends to help you farm it. Until then many other guns are also bronze and work just as well.

BEWARE!

While making this set I ran into some problems. I'm still farming it myself and when I had first made it, it looked like this: 

Note the different shoulders, and alternate goggles. I really really liked those goggles. Unfortunately the recipie for these goggles can ONLY be learned by shamans. It also binds to you when made, so they are untradable. If you ARE a shaman engineer and would like to use these goggles instead, they are called Lightning Etched Specs. Be wary of the goggles you can make as an engineer. You can only learn goggle schematics that you can use for your class from the trainer. And I found that out when I saw I hadn't learned the bronze shaman goggles, but the purple hunter goggles instead. Fortunately for me, I had bronze goggles waiting for my class at the higher level, however the lenses weren't yellow, they were blue. Good enough!

The shoulders here are pvp shoulders called Defiller's Chain Pauldrons. I only switched those because I thought the other shoulders looked a bit nicer. If you like these better they are easy to get!

Good thing is, most of these items are greens, some are even sold from NPCs, but sadly there are a few in here that have a very low drop rate. 

p.s. Mohawks help.

Hunter Bonus Round!

As a hunter, you can't be completely stylish unless you also have a stylish pet.

I've looked over a few of the pets available and have chosen my favorite matching pets to go with this set. (though I'm a bit pissed there's really no mechanical pets which would be PERFECT, AUGH.)

My personal favorite is the Beige Moth. Steam punk has that old world charm with the hardcore factor mingling in. Moths also remind me of this. They are charming, like butterflies, but the live in the night, also I can't help but think of Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs, so plus 1 to the moth for matching perfectly and having that charming but fucked up factor.

Second runner up would be the Red Bone Spider this spider matches wonderfully with this set, the light cream color speckled in bronzy brown just works, along with the glowing blue eyes to match your spectacles. Bonus points for being undead as you'll also have that underlying creepiness factor.

Third is the Yellow Hyena When I think of Steam Punk, I think of some futuristic gang taking over some half forgotten city, like the pirates or cowboys of the future. Then I think of the crazy pets they'd have. Dogs are to tame, no, they need something way more bad-ass. How about a vicious hyena? YES. There are gangs around the world who use them currently, and man is it intimidating. If only they had a chain muzzle or something. Needless to say, the hyena would be a sweet pet for a futuristic pirate.

Fourth is the Copper Wasp the copper color matches wonderfully, it almost makes it look mechanical. The wings match wonderfully as well if you have the same goggles with the blue lenses. 

Coming in fifth is the Brown Rhino I just think this burly ass giant would look so cool standing behind you. Like some sort of tamed weapon to destroy all your enemies. I think this animal goes pretty well.

That's all for now folks! 

Class Drinks: Warlock

This week I've decided to do Warlock drinks as a request from Ruby Lupine. :)

PREPARE FOR EVIL!

You're gonna be like:

Class Drinks: Death Knight

This week I've decided to do Death Knights! Priests was on the agenda, but I did this for a friend. Pick your class and spec and lets get blitzed. :D (Edit: ARGHHH I just realized I made a typo in the DK one. Oh well I'll fix it one day.)

Last Class and drink post was: MAGES!

Next week: WHO KNOWS. 

Shamaning - Guest Post from Boulderface

Today I have another guest post for you from my fellow guildie - The drunken Orc shaman Boulderface. He's come to us today with an introduction to the shaman class as well as a few useful tips, so listen because this shit is important. HYAH. AND NOW, BOULDERFACE.

Hello out there in Warcraft Land. This is Boulderface, senior member of Rollin With Bob Saget of Earthen Ring. Dreamy's gone and ran out of Amp, so it's up to everyone's favorite Shaman to hold down the fort, so the poor lass doesn't run out of content.

Today, I'm gonna talk about how awesome being a Shaman is as an introduction! So let's get down the the basics. Shamans have three specs. Only Resto ever gets any love, because people will yank on a healer's dick all day long. Screw that. We need ULTIMATE POWAH, so we roll with a Enhancement spec for pvp. Why? Because swinging weapons will beat slinging spells for that bloodthirst factor, every time. As a Hybird class, a shaman only excels at causing rectal bleeding in other classes. However, we can keep ourselves alive, damage the enemy and offheal in any spec to a certain degree (but why bother? You'll get no thanks later). As Enhancement, we have a few key abilities.

First on the list is waterbreathing. Spam this on your local paladin while pointing and laughing. Next up is Frostshock. As we all know, 2 Frostshocks will pretty much knock any Paladerp right on their ass, or at the very least, leave them slowly running to you like some kinda fat kid running for the bus. Finally, the last skill is fishing. You'll be smacking so much Draenei booty that you'll no longer be welcome in any neutral town so you might as well go fish for your meals. Let me get this out of the way now: I live to smite gnomes.

I took this sweet screen shot of me pounding gnome babies into the ground outside of whateverthehell city. Earthen Ring doesn't have a world pvp scene outside of one single gnome rogue, so I don't bother. TO THE BATTLEGROUNDS! Tips for Battlegrounding as a Shaman include wearing no clothes so as to intimidate your enemies and healing yourself while spinning in circles.

This glass is empty and I haven't found any secret whiskey while typing, so we're gonna call it a day. Tune in next time to see more of Dreamy's drunken rants about ponies and sonuck the hedgehog. Maybe I'll come back to tell you all why rogues are awful children who stunlock your dick off for shits and giggles. Til then, fuck it I'm drunk.

Fin.

*Dreamy's Disclaimer: He told me to put a disclaimer about the Alliance hatred in this post but he didn't say about what exactly. Maybe he wanted me to say it's not serious for the sake of my Alliance readers (Who I'm sorry to, cause I'm sure you guys are totally cool people and all that and I am glad you read my blog even though it is definitely Horde-biased, and I don't know if I can redeem myself in anyway for this but I'm just gonna throw out there that I think Worgen are cool and I wish I had one but I'm so lazy and I don't feel like leveling one). BUT ANYWAY I'm pretty sure he lives to hate gnomes for real. I mean, this one time I made him a gnome deck with wow TCG just because I knew he'd hate it so much he'd piss all over it and burst into flames. However, I don't give a shit so this was entirely pointless. I hate Draenei.

Random Crap

Sitting here drinking some amp. The holidays were crazy but they aren't over until the new year. I had a bit of money issues and my wow account ran out on me for about a week, so I really have nothing to report here. Just some little things to post up quick. OH GOD THIS AMP IS SO GOOD. You gotta get the red kind, really. The green is OKAY I GUESS but the red kind is where it's at, believe me.

I also noticed I need a new Horde sticker for the back of my car, it was cool when it first started peeling off cause it was like...tattered looking and looked pretty hordeish. Now it's just starting to look unrecognizable, like some sort of half remembered satanic symbol that's been on my car for 7 years or some shit.







OHH. ALSO. If you want, go check out my guest post I made on Info about WoW from the Altaholic

Here's a little preview of the first panel:



Read the full post here: Furtive Father Winter!


Now that I have my wow account back I will hopefully have more adventures to share, but I got the annual pass now so I got the PONY WITH WINGS. AW YEAH. OH GOD ITS ALL SO MAGICAL. I am about to go play some kinect and then level my hunter CAUSE NOW I CAN. BAW I MISSED HIM. Before I go, here's some little sketches I did today at work.

Deathwing whippin' his ball-chin back and forth and My boyfriend's main and mine. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHURHURHURHUR.

Special Guest Post!: Windsoar from Jaded Alt

Thanks to Akabeko and her secret holiday gift exchange over at Blog Azeroth, I've been sent a very sweet and lovely post by Windsoar from Jaded Alt, SO GO LOOK AT HER BLOG NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME AND SHE DREW ME A REALLY CUTE COMIC. Ehem...and without Further adieu, I give you: Windsoar! :)

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Greetings Drunkards!

This Winter Vale I was lucky enough to be selected to give a Winter Veil gift to Dreamy. While I can’t say that my efforts are particularly skillful, I wanted to give my hand at doing a cartoon since I really enjoy Dreamy’s stories.

Hopefully I’ve managed to capture the blood elf paladin we all know and love (even if she looks a little.... circular ^^).



Cheers and Happy Winter Veil Dreamy!
Windsoar of Jaded Alt

Forsaken Obsession

I'm going to go ahead and go crazy for this post about my favorite race in the game. THE FORSAKEN! YES, they are glorious, YES they are sexy, YES they are better than everyone else in the game. Well, in my opinion anyway. "BUT DREAMY" you say "YOUR MAIN IS A BLOODELF! WHY ISN'T SHE UNDEAD?"

Unfortunately my favorite class is not playable by undead. I've always enjoyed playing a paladin, and seeing as I'd rather play a fun class than play the best lookin', most wonderful race, I ended up a bloodelf. Hey, at least the bloodelves and the forsaken are pretty much B.f.f's as far as their relationship with other horde races go.



I'll also admit, I have an unhealthy attraction to them. Most girls I've talked to have found blood elf males to be among the most attractive of the characters in game. Some like nightelves, I'm not sure if I've ever met anyone who has thought of human males as sexy (I honestly think it's the doofy faces and porno mustaches). Everyone has a particular taste and seeing as how I'm fond of skinny, lanky, nerdy boys who might even look a bit sickly, and am especially fond of mohawks, it's no surprise that the forsaken are my kind of guys. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, I LIKE WHAT I LIKE WAHHHH.



OH YEAHHH.

I really wish I had more undead characters. It takes me forever to level anything though and I actually do also have a max level undead mage. However, it took me 85 levels to realize I hate playing mages. I also have a almost level 50 undead hunter, I've been working on him a lot, I freakin love him. I've always had a thing for hunters. YES I made him a male. I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT DAT SWEET ASS WHEN HE WALKS, GAW.

Okay, okay. I don't just find the forsaken physically appealing though. I'm a big fan of the lore and honestly I feel for them. There are a few quests throughout the undead starting areas that show how sad it can be for them. Lilian Voss was a very good example:

(taken from WowWiki) "From the moment of her birth she was raised as a weapon against the plague as a member of the Scarlet Crusade. She studied stealth, sorcery, martial arts and anything else that would make herself stronger. She gave up her childhood for her father.

After she died Lilian ended up being raised as an undead by the Forsaken's Val'kyr. When Horde players approach her to recruit her into the Forsaken's ranks, she runs away in denial of her undeath claiming that her father will protect her. She instantly cried for her father and ran away screaming for her life, pleading to be taken back home. Later she was found by Novice Elreth in Deathknell. To show her what she really is and to join the Forsaken Novice Elreth gave the adventurer a hand mirror. After she saw her face Lilian ran away again denying her life as an undead.

Upon fleeing, she is captured by a lieutenant of the Scarlet Crusade. Lieutenant Gebler, supposedly a friend from her past, brings word from her father. He had initially perceived her as a possible weapon against his enemies, but has now denounced her as a daughter and ordered her execution instead. Lilian instantly kills Gebler and orders the adventurer to leave her be. She now seeks retribution against her father and all of the Scarlet Crusade."

Many forsaken were abandoned and feared by their old friends and family after becoming undead, then were driven away from their homes. It's true that there are mindless undead that are evil, but the forsaken still retain their memories and personalities as they were when they were living. The forsaken are made up of mostly Humans and High elves, though there have apparently been Dwarfs and trolls as well (though I've never seen this).


This is a picture of a forsaken rogue I did while back, I never finished it. Every time I try to color it, I hate it. I think I just prefer it black and white. I might use water colors eventually though.

I always hate it when people make them out to be monsters. They are not all monsters and there are forsaken that work towards good. There are even rogue bands of Forsaken that broke away from their race to devote themselves to more noble causes that they believed in while they were living.

SO WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS. The forsaken are interesting. They have many different types of characters within their race, a rich as well as sad history and a bit of an underdog feeling since no one really likes them, including most of the Horde. PLUS, the undead males have the coolest laugh ever. DON'T EVEN DENY IT.

Okay I'm going now but here's some more doodles I did earlier while thinking of them.


I HEART FORSAKEN 900% AND I CANNOT DO THEIR BEAUTY JUSTICE. WAHH.


BONUS!

Some sweet jams about loving dead people.

A Month Dead -Stephen Lynch
Dead Girls - Voltaire
Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie
Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo

Maybe I'll add more later. I NEED A SMOKE!

If you guys have any undead art, songs, stories, anything creative you've made regarding undead, send me a link! I'll post it here and link to your blog and get really excited about seeing new undead stuff. X3

BE COOL YOU CRAZY CATS <3