My armpit fell off

I can't really think of a title for this blog at the moment as I'm tired and worn out...sooo..we're just going to go with this one. It's been a while since I've posted, since then I left my job, was out of work, had no money to play, found a new job, started and got money to play again.

For a while there I was playing F2P games like Maplestory, Allods, DC universe online...God knows what else. OH! I tried Runes of Magic and it made me want to kill myself before I made it to level 10. It was just so....boring. I was also dabbling in older games like Creatures 1 and Creatures 2, A.I games from around 1998-2000ish.  It was all good and well and I actually didn't miss WoW for a while.

Poor Dreamy.

All that changed when I started my new job. I work in a bakery now (Eventually I'm going to decorate cakes! yay) but for now I wrap bread, make cookies and package muffins, or whatever needs done. SO ANYWAYS. I met this guy who works in the bakery with me and WHAT'DYA KNOW he plays WoW. So we start talking about wow pretty much every time we work together and I start to miss it D: I had to wait for my first paycheck though to start playing once more.  SOO EVENTUALLY. I get paid and I re-sub and start playing again. We continue talking about wow at work. He's A DIRTY ALLIANCE THOUGH. 

Nah, I don't care. He made a horde on my server. I also made an alliance on his server. It's kind of cool to play as Alliance for once because I Never have, and actually this gal is the highest I've ever gotten an alliance character. She's level 32 now..I think. Yeah. Holy paladin too so of course I have fun playing her. 

I must say though I was shedding some tears in BGs when I was killing Undead and Tauren especially. I LOVE THOSE GUYS. Also killing horde races in quests was sad. Especially my sexy undead men! GOD WHY.

NOOOOO. I'M SO SORRYYYY. Oh yeah, don't mind my UI...Shit's all over the place. I'll fix it one day. Maybe.

Patch 5.0.4 happened yesterday so I'm also still trying to figure that shit out. I didn't really have too much time though because I've been working all week and being dead tired from alternating schedules. I can't wait to start doing some new transmog sets, class drinks and comics. With all the new content coming for MOP I'll be updating this blog way more. 

Probably going to have a little guild party on release weekend, I'll be decorating a Rollin with Bob Saget cake. Our guild is now moving into our 3rd expansion since we came into the world....of warcraft. 

Alright, I'm going to end this here because I have work tomorrow and need to rest. Also I am pissed from staring at some nightelf hooker in Stormwind riding my favorite mount I will never obtain.

D:<

D:<

WE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY WITH YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

WE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY WITH YOUR 

REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.... 

Laying in wait.

Hey guys. It's been a while. Had money issues, was out of a job, couldn't afford to play WoW so I cut it off. It was also a nice break. Since then I've gotten a new job and started missing WoW. So chances are I'll be back very soon, especially with MOP around the corner. I miss you guys and this blog so expect to see more drunken antics and ridiculous posts around this god damned place. YEEHAW.

BRB, Diablo

Sorry guys, I'm ALL KINDS OF into Diablo 3 at the moment which I'm sure most other people are. So, naturally I haven't been updating here about WoW...because I haven't been IN wow. 

Thoughts on Diablo:

This is my first time actually playing a Diablo game. I briefly played 1 and 2 for maybe all of 5 MINUTES. I am really enjoying D3 though. I originally made a witch doctor, which was fun but not really a playstyle a drunk like me was looking for at the moment. So, about 10 levels in I decided I wanted a melee class. I love melee. So I made a Barbarian and I got her up to almost 60 now, She's pretty damn fun and I enjoyed bashing heads and generally not giving a fuck. Then, I decided to sample a different flavor. I made my first Wizard and HOLY SHIT they are so much fun. Seriously, it makes playing my barbarian seem like a boring shart fest. Anyway. His name is Namida (Japanese for tears) because I was listening to this song: 

It's kind of my inspirational song at the moment >_> 

SO HERE IS NAMIDA!

YES. THAT IS A RAINBOW SWORD. YES HE IS HOLDING WHAT APPEARS TO BE BUBBLES, YES THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME PINK, FAIRY FUCK FLOATING NEXT TO HIM.

And really, when I get my hands on that pink dye, it's going on EVERYTHING. 

So check out this sword, it's really amazing. I shat myself when I saw it:

Okay so....first of all, it's a legendary. Secondly, this was way more bitchin' than what I had. Thirdly the description uses the word FANTASTICAL, Which is probably one of my most favorite words. Fourthly, Unicorn Smiles (Fuck yeah!), Bright Rainbow Colors ( FUCK YEAH!), Shooting Star Wishes (OH JESUS CHRIST YEAH) and Teddy Bear Giggles (FUCKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHH!)

ALSO... THIS SWORD TRAILS GLITTER BEHIND YOU WHEN YOU MOVE.

I will never get rid of this thing. Ever.

Whenever someone asks me to do ICC

Shaman Transmog: The Elements

I've made two sets for this post. I actually was requested to make a set for my friend Paul (Boulderface) and his character is also modeling for these sets. YAY orc models. I've created one set for fire and one for water with red and blue colors.

Element of water set: (Blue)
This water set is mostly pieces of the Skyshatter set, which has some lovely blues, but there are some other elements mixed in as well.  The belt and the shoes you can feel free to change since they are really nothing special (You can barely see the shoes) so feel free to substitute anything that matches in case you don't feel like farming these. :)

Head: Mask of the howling storm ( Mana-Tombs )

Shoulders: Skyshatter Shoulderpads  from a vendor ( Tydormu )

Chest: Skyshatter Chestguard ( same vendor as shoulders)

Waist: Naturalist's Preserving Cinch ( Black Temple ) 

Legs: Heroes' Earthshatter legguards (  Vault of Archavon 10p )

Hands: Skyshatter Gloves ( same vendor as shoulders )

Feet: Defender Boots ( BoE world drop )

Axe: Frost Bite ( HORDE ONLY. Bought from frostwolf supply officers for  175 honor )

Shield: Lost Pavise of the Blue Flight ( ICC 10 )

Element of fire set: (Red)

Good thing about this set (aside from the fact that it is such a lovely reddish orange color, is the fact that there are some very easy pieces to get here. Ragnaros is a very easy one, and whenever I run molten core, I usually see this helm drop. Secondly we have AQ, another easy one, and a leather working piece. Other things you may need some friends for unless you're an awesome solo artist. 

Head: Crown of Destruction ( Ragnaros, Molten Core)

Shoulders: Valorous Earthshatter Spaulders ( Bought with: Mantle of the Lost Protector - Naxxramas )

Chest: Stormcallers Hauberk ( AQ )

Waist: Girdle of the Dauntless Conquerer ( TOC heroic )

Legs: Valorous Eathshatter Leggards ( Vault of Archavon normal 25 )

Hands: Thalassian Ranger Gauntlets (Sunwell Plateau )

Feet: Hurricane Boots ( Leatherworking )

Axe: Hellscream Slicer ( TOC normal 25 )

Sheild: Pulsing Spellshield (Ulduar normal 10 )

Commissions and Drunk Orcs.

Sorry for the long absence guys. I had my computer crap out on me. I needed a new power supply but unfortunately for me I ran into some massive money issues (still happening, actually) and I just couldn't afford a new one for a while. Luckily a good friend Ryan commissioned me to do a painting which gave me the money I needed to get a new one. SO NOW I'M BACK.

So, since I've been having a lot of money issues and to supplement my ever shrinking income I've decided to start taking commissions. I'll probably put a page up on this blog dedicated to it so if there's ever a chance you'd want to commission me to do any sort of art, wow related or not, you can easily do so.

ANYWAYS. I drew a picture for my friend and guild mate Paul (Boulderface). It was pretty fun and I giggled at it a bit. I also made a really shitty version to give to him at first because I wanted to fuck with him and be like "HERE U GO I WORKED ON DIS ALL NIGHT N I THINK IT LOOKS GUD, MAN, PAY ME 20 DOLLARS NOW"

(This is really the epitome of my artistic talent.)

SORRY I drew a Orc ding dong. God sakes, shield your eyeballs.


So here is the actual finished product:

He liked it, BUT HE BETTER PAY ME YO I NEED SMOKES, SHIT.