Dreamy, I know we've had some great times, and you were my very first wow character. We laughed, we cried, we grinded the hell out of rep and trolled a lot of people. You were this familiar thing that I associated myself with. You were a beautiful blood elf with ebony hair and crimson red lips. I would paint you, but I cannot do your perfect form justice.
Screw it, I'll try anyways.
There.... just pretend like she is not partially deformed. I will leave this picture here, in tribute to you, and though I never liked blood elves, I will always cherish our memories together as you were.
Dreamy, it's time for us to create new memories...
Especially now that you're a KICK ASS BURLY TAUREN WOMAN