The Insane Hunter

I'd like to imagine this comic to THIS SONG

Winter's Veil - Pass the Eggnog

Winter's Veil is upon us again! I'm not even sure how many years it's been for me. This is my...3rd or 4th year I think. ANYWAY. I've still yet to get all of the achievements and I'm going for it this year. I MUST OBTAIN THE PURPLE PROTO. The only problem I've had with all the holiday achievements are the PvP portions. I don't PvP much, well, unless I'm drunk, and normally when I'm drunk enough to PvP I'm also drunk enough to forget all about anything like achievements. At least I don't think I have too many Winter's Veil achievements left to go, which is nice.

I was thinking earlier today about holiday bosses and if Winter's Veil has one, but for the life of me I couldn't remember. Then I thought about how awesomely funny it would be if we had to fight Santa or some shit like that. You'd have to go into a North Pole-like dungeon, there'd be trash like reindeer and elves, then out comes Santa holding his bag of loot. OH SNAP.



It would be good times, trust me.

Also, I was thinking of doing a contest or giveaway christmas thing on my blog but I think it's still too young for a following of any sort, so I will have to put away my ideas for next year. Hopefully by that point I have at least a handful of people following this shit, even if it's only crackheads and invalids willing to read my drunken psychotic rambling. I WILL HAVE FESTIVITIES FOR YOU MY BELOVED CRACKHEADS.

Oh yeah I just had one more picture to post. I was leveling my Undead hunter with my boyfriend's Goblin warrior last night and I started doodling him, before I knew it I had doodled all my characters. This kinda looks like shit ( especially the coloring) but HEY it's my cute wittle characters. BAWWWW. Frikky and Dreamy are my favorite.



We got:
Dreamy - Holy Paladin | Frikky - BM Hunter | Flu - Fire Mage | BopBop - Holy Priest

I think we might be running the second half of Dragon Soul when I get home in LFR. Then maybe level my Frikky! WOO. Excite. I'm going to have to stop and get some energy drinks. Amp is my energy drink of choice, the red kind. OH MAN, so good.

WELP. See ya tomorrow guys.

Bots and Shots

Last night me and 3 guildies decided to run our lowbies through dungeons, so we queue up and get scholomance. We get a priest as a healer who we immediately begin to talk to, because we're quite the social lot. He doesn't say a word, so we're just like "What a jerk!" and we go on. Later we start to notice weird things, like he ONLY uses his biggest heal, and one after the other after the other. He goes OOM FAST, and he's all decked out in heirlooms. There was no judgment on his side, even if the tank was hurt a tiny bit...BIGGEST HEAL. So we're like "Dude you don't need to heal so much, thats why you're going out of mana so fast." He said nothing, but continued to only use his biggest heal and drink after every SINGLE pull.



At this point we started wondering if the thing was actually a bot. It just had NO common sense. It never jumped, walked into walls, walked in patterns. It was easily tricked into running downstairs instead while we were in the same place upstairs. It always walked around obstacles instead of jumping over like we would do. SO, naturally we wanted to fuck with it. We lured it around into mobs and we must have killed it about 10 times. Watching this thing operate was hilarious.



I may be posting a video of it soon since it was recorded partially. I have to get out of here though, tonight I'm going drinking with some fellow guildies, tomorrow I'm going to a concert with some more guildes. FESTIVITIES SHALL ENTAIL!



Peace out you crazy cats.

Raid Thoughts

Patchy things.

Last night when I got into the game we had a few people on, so naturally we wanted to run the new dungeons. They all went pretty smoothly, and the guild leveled up (AWESOME). There was much fun to be had, especially the last of the 3 dungeons, where you are turned into night elves. For a good while we were standing there messing around, dancing and talking about how much we collectively hate night elves, and it kept going through the whole dungeon.



We plan to do more over the weekend, along with some raids. I was looking around org though and messing with the transmorg feature, which was pretty awesome, albeit a bit expensive. I also noticed everyone with that new mount for signing up for the annual pass. I wanted it! I don't revert to my girlish roots often but certain things make me do so, and I end up like this:



Although there's another thing in the game that I want but I freak out in the direct opposite way. Tarecgosa's Rest, you know, it makes you turn into this thing? I can't even use it but I want to be able to turn into herrrrrr. I've seen two people with it so far. Seeing as how I will NEVER obtain this, I console myself by telling myself she's an ugly hooker dragon.




That bitch IS a skank dragon.

I'M BACK YA'LL

I've been neglecting this blog for a while, to be honest I just kind of forgot about it in the midst of not having time for it. However, I'm going to try to make some more time to keep this thing going, and hopefully play WoW a bit more than I have been.

Alright here we go.

Since my last post, I've already gotten pissed off at Dreamy becoming a tauren, she was fat and I was mad at her for letting herself go. I also just missed her being this dainty little thing who gets drunk and begins yelling things like "I DON'T GIVE A HOT PISS" in the middle of Org. As a tauren woman it's a little more intimidating, as a little bloodelf, it's just silly. ALSO, it was a lot harder to hit on undead guys, they don't seem to like burly tauren women. SO, she's a bloodelf again, and ontop of that I've turned her into a full-time healer. SO SEXY.



Our guild is also dying, which is shitty since we really want to raid and do all the new content. I miss all those people, but there are still the few of the die-hards in the core group still active and trying to keep the guild afloat. It just sucks that most nights or mornings I get online and end up like this.



Yeah that's pretty much the way it is. BUT, I'm excited about the new transmorg thing and the raid finder in a way. I'm thinking the raid finder will end up being a complete disaster 90% of the time. I am not a fan of pugging dungeons and now we're going to be pugging raids? The only thing that makes me want to do this is the fact that people in my guild pugging this are going to be trolling so hard, I just know it. Drunk on a saturday night, 4-5 of us pug a raid and with the new transmorg feature, I will show up like this:

Dearest Dreamy

Dreamy, I know we've had some great times, and you were my very first wow character. We laughed, we cried, we grinded the hell out of rep and trolled a lot of people. You were this familiar thing that I associated myself with. You were a beautiful blood elf with ebony hair and crimson red lips. I would paint you, but I cannot do your perfect form justice.

Screw it, I'll try anyways.




There.... just pretend like she is not partially deformed. I will leave this picture here, in tribute to you, and though I never liked blood elves, I will always cherish our memories together as you were.


Dreamy, it's time for us to create new memories...






Especially now that you're a KICK ASS BURLY TAUREN WOMAN



YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW!!!!

OH MAH GAH

So, THE SHATTERING HAPPENED. It was all very exciting and people were excited and exciting changes happened. Everything changed and new race/class combos became available!!!!!!!!!@!@23234242

Sidenote: I have been waiting to create an undead hunter for a long time. Ever since I heard they were going to be available I have had an alt devoted to collecting things for him, holding heirlooms, engineering things (because I wanted him to have goggles and guns and look SUPER COOL STEAM PUNK UNDEAD HUNTER OH YEAH!!) and I've even had another alt there JUST to reserve the name I wanted for him.

The night of, I log in and.....



YEAH!! UNDEAD HUNTER BABY! HE'S THE COOLEST!

I excitedly leveled him and loved him and wanted to get him the COOLEST PET EVER. So after I hit level 10 I began to look for cool new pets. On my way I came across a diseased bear of some sort and figured I'd try out my new tame pet ability! woooo.

I tame him and name him "BeepBeep" and I love BeepBeep already, he's so fat and cute, and he's just an all around cool bear. However, I wanted a raptor! Dinosaurs are so awesome and I knew I could get one in the barrens, so I put BeepBeep away and went to the barrens. After exploring and falling into that GOD DAMN CRACK IN THE ASS OF THE BARRENS I figured I'd just tame one and get out. I named him Cheesesteak and I love him just as much as Beep Beep. To show you how much I love them, here is a picture of them dancing together:



YES....LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!


Enough of that. Later, I couldn't help but noticing almost everyone around me were troll druids, my guild was filled with them, the questing zones I was in, cities, and even all my friends were turning into troll druids. Don't get me wrong, I looooovvveeee trolls and I loovvveee druids....but WHAT THE SHIT.

Rum Raiders

What a luxurious saturday, filled with free time to play games and drink booze. Tonight was less lonely, albeit a bit more stressful as guild runs were a must. We haven't had this many people on in what seemed like months.

Side note: Our guild is....how may I put this lightly.....FUCKING RETARDED. I'm not bashing, I'm just stating truths. Without fail, every night we raid, pvp or...pretty much do ANYTHING. At LEAST half of our guild is drunk, high or tired. Maybe even all 3. Now, I'm not saying this is bad. I'm actually glad we roll like this. No stress, no QQ, aint nothin' but a good time and a party wherever we may roam. HOWEVER. There are times when we have the biggest "DERP" moments that I could even imagine.

Half the time we spend yelling at each other about things that don't make sense. It's not a real thing, but just saying every now and then, someone will yell something like "BITCH, YOU AINT GOT NO HOTDOGS CAUSE I ATE THEM ALL, HOW THAT MAKE YOU FEEL TIT SHIT?!!" soon, without warning, guild chat spirals out of control with the strength of 20 trolls trying to troll each other...nevermind the fact that they are DRUNK.

This usually ends with everyone quitting the guild after or during a raid, while trying to regroup and move onto the next raid.

Like so:


Eventually, everyone is invited back and we move on.

Our raids tend to be a tank and spank affair. We try to include all the people we possibly can who are online. We had a new guildie who was level 60-something, so we decided to do an AQ-40.

Everything seems to be going well. It's a regular tank and spank for the most part. THEN......We stumbled upon the TWIN EMPERORS boss fight. We began to fight like we had been fighting the entire time: Tank and spank. It seems we had underestimated our fight, and none of us knew about it. They were constantly resetting aggro and healing eachother....and soooooooooooooo:



Yeah, we freaked and hearthed. Later on I was informed as to what we had done wrong by a fellow guildie who's vent wasn't working at the time.

NOW WE KNOW THE BATTLE. NOW WE SHALL KICK THEIR ASSES OFF. ....eventually. If we ever feel like doing it again.

Vodka + PvP

Here I am, 2:26am saturday morning. Drinking vodka, staring at my screen. I am really trying to retain my excitement for cataclysm. The game is just BORING now. Guild is empty, I'm standing in Dalaran, bored off my tits. I figure "HEY. IM GONNA PVP. WOOO, HONOR POINTS FOREVERRRRRR!"

I queue. EYE OF THE STORM pops. "ALRIGHT, THIS IS MY FAVVVVVVV."
I am at that point in the night where I've drank so much that I feel AWESOME.

Whenever I play games when I'm at that perfect drunk I feel as though I kick so much ass that people might actually notice and think "Holy shit!, that person is INSANE" and I take notice, in my head I am unstoppable.



Then afterwards I often wonder if I just think this way because I had been drinking for hours before hand....what if...I'm really bad? What if I think I look like THAT but instead I look more along the lines of






We win anyway. We're the horde, and as the winning tallies pop declaring our victory a teamate some where in the distance /yells "LOL FAGS"

GLORY!