Drunkard's Regalia

Redesigned and it feels so good!

2012-02-25T13:19:00.001-05:00

OH YES. Finally, I am pretty much done redesigning around here. I might change some things here and there but this is the nice new design. If only I can figure out how to stop everything from resizing with the window. I mean I have a widescreen monitor so it looks nice on mine, but I have no idea how messed up this might look on someone else's monitor, especially since I noticed the re-sizing issue. If anyone can help me out that'd be AWESOME.

Hopefully this makes everything a bit more organized and easier to get to. I'm friggen tired now. I was going to get totally wasted after doing this but my lover pants fell asleep and THAT'S BORING. so I guess I'll sleep too...then get totally wasted whenever I wake up. YEAH.

Time to eat nachos until I fall asleep. Nacho coma. mmmmm.

Hunter PvP: Using a rhino and laughing your ass off

2012-02-19T05:41:00.004-05:00

Lately I've been PvPing on my hunter a lot. I've discovered a super fun and super hilarious trick to use to get back at shamans windshearing you, priests mind controlling you and druids typhooning you off cliffs.

ENTER THE RHINO!

These guys are awesome for a few reasons.

1. Rhinos are super cute

2. They are huge and intimidating!

3. They are tenacity and have a lot of health

4. THEY CAN LAUNCH MOTHER FUCKERS INTO THE DAMN AIR AND OFF CLIFFS

I am a beast mastery hunter through and through (YEAH, WHAT, YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT?), I ain't changing for no one, so this isn't an issue for me, but please do be aware these pets are considered exotic, and so you will need to play a BM hunter to use them. They have a special skill called "Horn Toss" and that's how they throw you.

So make your way over to Borean tundra to pick yourself out a cute little rhino. (There's alternate rhino colors as well you can check out over at Wow Petopia.)

Then you can start launching the other rhinos into the air for fun!

WHEEE, FLYING RHINOS.

Yes, I named my rhino Davidleeroth. It's so hilarious sending a fat ass rhino after people named Davidleeroth, and before they know it, BOOM right off a cliff. In pvp, these guys are most useful in the center of EOTS. I usually chill there with a flare down in camo. If someone tries to run up and jack the flag, BOOM. Bye bye. Another great place is Arathi Basin at the lumbermill, if you stay positioned with a straight on view of the flag, back at the mill building, you can just rush the first person on the flag and down they go. It's hilarious. I've even had people run away after getting launched through the air, as if to say "NOPE, FUCK THIS." It makes for a good time.

I really wish I had gotten some good screen shots of me sending people over the cliffs, but usually in BG's I'm more in the heat of battle and less focused on screen shots. However here's a great video from a guy on youtube named Greco (Username: Johndaniel747). He does a lot of BM hunter videos and they're all fantastic. If you're a BM hunter, definitely check him out.

Hope you guys found this useful and have more fun in pvp with this hilarious and awesome skill!

Transmog: Agent Orange

2012-02-19T05:14:00.002-05:00

This is a mail set for my hunter. My favorite color has always been bright orange, and it's really a pity there's not more of it in the game when it comes to armor. The sad thing is that probably not many will enjoy the set because it's mostly newer content armor, and you are probably sick of fire colored things by now. It just so happened to be that THIS expansion was the one that dumped all the orange and red armor all over us, so much so that it's not even interesting anymore. Regardless, I still want my orange set, I really wish it could have been more orange. If anyone out there is willing to take a stab at a request for an orange set, I would be much obliged.

Head - Fiery Beholder Eye

This item can go for a pretty penny on the AH. It drops from a rare demon spawn in shadowmoon valley called Collidus the Warp-Watcher, along with 3 other types/colors of the same item. One is mail, one is cloth, one is leather and one is plate. Find out more about this spawn and where it roams over at WoW Rare Spawns!

Chest - Flamewaker's Tunic (Justice)

Legs - Flamewaker's Legguards (Justice)

Feet - Hurricane Boots (Crafted: Leatherworking)

Hands - Unclean Surgical Gloves (Icecrown Citadel)

Wrist - Doesn't matter, you can't see them.

Shoulders - Horrific Flesh Epaulets (Icecrown Citadel)

Back - Cromush's Cloak (Quest)

Polearm - Ranseur of Hatred (BOE, drop in Firelands)

Gun - Arcanite Steam Pistol (The Eye)

Here's a picture from the front, with the gun:

HUNTER BONUS ROUND!

Pets that work best with this set are fiery, orangey pets of course. Here's a list of my top picks for orange pets.

Orange Ravager - So bright! So orange! So cool looking!

Orange and Black Spider - Colors match perfectly, and if you're into pvp you can still look stylish!

Orange Fire Spider - This guy is a rare, and from what I hear a bit tricky to tame. Lovely glowing orange is great with the glowing orange on this set!

Red Core Hound - Can't go wrong with this classic.More glowing reds and oranges make a great match.

Two-Headed Red Vulture - If you're into birds, this guy matches nicely.

Red Runed Demon Dog - I love this pet. So cool looking and those glowing bits are so bright!

Brown Spiked Raptor - Awesome dinosaur action! Despite the name, this guy is orange and matches wonderfully!

Orange Striped Saber Cat - Tigers match pretty well, not my top choice but AWWW, it's a tiger!

Orange Deep Sea Crab - This guy looks nice, and if you're looking for a tenacity pet, he's perfect!

Ancient fire Turtle - This guy is a little more red than orange, but he's a great looking pet, and glowy!

Yellow Worm - I've never been into worms, but this guy is a yellowish orange that matches the set great!

Grey and Orange Felboar - This guy looks awesome, and has BRIGHT neon orange spikes!

Orange Shale Spider - I really love shale spiders, they are like elementals we can tame. I really love this orange guy.

Class Drinks: Paladins!

2012-02-19T04:25:00.000-05:00

The long awaited Paladin class drinks are here. With the spirit of hybrid classes I've made them a mixed drink guide, all but protection. Lets face it, if you're a tank you need a harder drink.

Enjoy your drinks, Paladins!

Sixth

2012-02-18T16:34:00.001-05:00

So I was tagged for a blog post meme called "Sixth" by Euphyley of WoW Rare Spawns, and by Miri from Guarded by the Light. Basically what you do is go to your images folder, open the 6th sub folder and choose the 6th image. Whatever it is, post it on your blog and re-tag 6 more bloggers!

This is a really terrible blurry ass picture of me from folder of pictures from a LAN party we had. This is pretty old. OH MAN LOOK AT THAT MONITOR, thank god I have a really nice one now. Also playing wow so at least it kind of relates to the blog.

Now for tagging.

I SHALL TAG....

Jim from http://www.powerwordgold.net

Gina from http://healbot.net/

Aldous from http://boozekin.wordpress.com/

Dee from http://www.princeofspades.net/runes/

Shoryl from http://tinywowguild.wordpress.com/

Amerpriest from http://amerpriestblog.com/

HOLY STOREBOUGHT MOUNTS, BATMAN!

2012-02-15T08:15:00.001-05:00

I was up really late into the morning, sitting in org. Finally I get up to go take a shower. I come back and sit down in my towel, drying my hair and just glance at the computer screen. HOLY FUCK IT'S THAT SUPER AWESOME MOUNT I SAW ON MMO CHAMPION A WHILE BACK OH GOD WHAT. So many people had them, my screen was all golden and lovely. I immediately type into guild chat "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED AND WHERE DO I GET ONE?!!!" British tells me it's blizz store and our guild is all a buzz with people buying them. Here are some pictures of Org a little bit after the servers came back up:

I have to say the mount is gorgeous. It's so nice to see a new model. I never bothered buying the other mount models because I didn't like the look. This one I HAD to have. It actually looks like they put time into this thing. I love the Chinese style serpent dragon too. Maybe in the future we'll get some re-skins. :)

It was also pretty funny in org watching people yell back and forth.

Some people going "It's a nice mount, too bad anyone can have it"

and "It's stupid, everyone has it now!"

or "after a week you wont even see it anymore"

people responding: "LOL UR JUST MAD CAUSE YOUR MOM DIDN'T BUY YOU ONE!"

and all the while British is in guild chat flipping shit going "THIS THING IS AWESOME, I DON'T CARE IF A MILLION OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT, I WILL RIDE THIS FOREVER, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, FUCK IT!..." Etc...Etc... Then we all got together for a lovely picture on our new bling bling dragon mounts.

Ahh, what a day.

Buy your sexy new dragon mount here, at the Blizzard Online Store.

Overhaul

2012-02-13T10:26:00.001-05:00

Currently trying to reorganize this blog, so it's going through an overhaul. Please bare with me while things go a little crazy!

Shaman Class Drinks!

2012-02-13T06:54:00.001-05:00

Continuing on with my World of Warcraft Classy Drinks agenda. I've created a new post for Shamans. I've decided that for our hybrid classes I'll be doing mixed drinks instead of pure alcohol. Made sense to me.

One of my best friends ever is a shaman. He told me to make every drink whiskey, but he's just a bitter, hateful shaman, which is part of why I love him. I know not everyone is as hardcore as him so I went a little easier on you guys. Enjoy your drinks Shamans!

UPCOMING: PALADINS

OH YEAH! Level 85!

2012-02-12T15:15:00.001-05:00

I just wanted to make a little post in honor of my beloved hunter, Frikky, who just made it to level 85! I started him as soon as Cata came out, but I am a slow leveler, I sit around and do professions, or talk to people or just don't level at all for long stretches of time. This makes him my third level 85!

When he Leveled I was all like:

Here's a picture of Frikky farming around for the Time-Lost proto, after taming his new rare pet, thanks to Euphyley's Guide on her. I absolutely love her copper color. It matches wonderfully with the browns in my transmog set. Ick, I need a new polearm. Taming this pet was easy after I found her.

GO FRIKKY GO.

I'm gonna be all over the place with my transmogs now! I know it! As much as I love the steampunk look, I realllllllyyyy realllyyyyyy WISH...SO HARD. I could make him look along these lines:

How hot would that be? now THAT looks like a crazy ass hunter.

I don't know where the hell I got this picture, so if anyone knows the source let me know so I can link it.

Alright, well. I'm so freakin' tired right now so I'm going to fall into a small coma.

GOODNIGHT.

What's in a name?: Getting the name you want

2012-02-10T07:05:00.000-05:00

Ever try to create a new character only to discover the PERFECT name you wanted so badly was taken? I've had this happen plenty of times. You keep trying and trying for awesome names and EVERY DAMN ONE IS TAKEN, HOLY SHIT. So, you give up and end up naming your character something ridiculous or stupid.

Yeah, that's about right. I have a character on a pvp server named Eatmyfarts. That's pretty funny actually, but names like that are usually never taken so you can probably get Turdmcmuffin....ANYWAY.

I have been trying to think of a name for my future panda gal. (Note: I am CRAZY when it comes to naming my characters. I won't even want to play them if they have a name I don't like. Yeah, it's that bad. I will sit there forever thinking of something I like.) I was looking at Chinese names (Mandarin or Cantonese. I tend to like Mandarin better, it's softer sounding, but still Cantonese is fun) because I wanted something Chinese naturally. I decided I wanted the name Ping for my future panda. I'm sure it's taken, ayup. Totally. But I want it for two reasons, badly! One it's Chinese, it means peaceful & level. That's perfect for a monk right? YES. Secondly Ping was someone from my past who was the first person I ever really interacted with on an online gaming community back in 1997. The game was called creatures and it was the beginning of being part of the gaming community on the internet for me, so the name is significant in a way.

Then I remember tales of people asking GM's to release old unused names for them from inactive characters under level 10. YES. So I go to the Armory and look up the name "Ping" there's no name listed for ping on Earthen Ring, yet it says the name is taken. This means the character has either been inactive for too long, or they are under level 10 or both. I decided to open a ticket and VERY NICELY (Remember if you do this to ask very nicely! :D I'm sure those poor people deal with enough jerks) asked if it would be possible to release the name if it isn't being used. I opened the ticket last night, and by this morning I receive this reply -

" Greetings Dreämy,

Thanks for contacting us about your issue. I apologize for not being able to speak with you

while you were online. I went ahead and looked into the issue and left you a response ^^

I just wanted to follow up with you and let you know that I was able to free up the name Ping.

The name will be available until it is claimed by another character.

Please let us know if you have any further questions, or need additional assistance.

We would be more than happy to help out in any way that we can

May your battles be heroic, your victories full of epicness, and your adventures full

of awesome loot.

Mmmrrrggglll,

Game Master Auragnor
<Murloc of the Twisting Nether>
Customer Services

Blizzard Entertainment"

Now I have the name reserved on an alternate toon until MoP hits. SHOUT OUT TO GM AURAGNOR FOR BEING AWESOME, FAST, FRIENDLY AND.....AWESOME. WOO.

So if you have your heart really set on a name that is taken, why not look it up and see if it's active and under level 10. You may just be able to get it!

Good luck!

p.s. Quick art post here for Euphyley of WoW Rare Spawns. She comments on my posts a lot and is very sweet. She also has an awesome blog which you should visit that has guides on all sorts of rare spawns in WoW, it's helped me a bunch of times and it's wonderfully done.

Thanks Euphyley!

SEXY BULLSHIT

2012-02-08T11:04:00.001-05:00

So, I'm a bit cracked out right now. I am on meds and I took a 5-hour energy so I'm lookin' a bit like:

Yeah that's me. I'm so sexy, I know. ANYWAY. I've been doing the Love is in the air holiday stuff. I've been playing wow for years and never really did it, so this year I'm checking it out a bit more. I even got some sexy dress and danced with other sexy people in dresses.

HOTTIE.

I've been running around doing dailies on my hunter as well. He's blowing through levels. I actually managed to get his engineering maxed already. I decided to drop mining and pick up JC on him as well, so now he has 2 main professions. I figured the JC gem buffs would be sweet. Archaeology is good for leveling too, I actually got a few levels from it + dailies. I want to get the Professor title so he can be PROFESSOR FRIKKY. It sounds awesome to me.

He's 80 now, halfway to 81. :D I'm so happy he's finally in cata! but OH god it's going to be my 3rd time going through. This is going to suck. I also need to raise money for max flying and I'm always the poorest fucker in the world so this is going to take a while. Don't worry Frikky, one day you'll fly fast.

God damn I am cracked out, what am I even talking about anymore. I don't even care. My god my blog is full of interesting content, right? yeah. Just some crazy bitch rambling about NOTHINGGGG. but, you know, I don't care.

Alright I have one more thing to post here today. It's just a drawing I did for my boyfriend.

This is his character Brialdo, a troll hunter! HE'S SO HOTTIE HOT HOT.

AIN'T I JUST PRODUCTIVE TODAY.

GOODNIGHT & MERRY CHRISTMAS MOVIE HOUSE!!!1112121335elkjtrdlkjhkxdn

Panda Arts

2012-02-07T09:55:00.000-05:00

Just a nice little Pandaren Mage gal I made at work today. :)

Plate Transmog: Neon Spy

2012-02-07T09:50:00.002-05:00

One of my favorite color combos is orange and pink! The other day while running AQ 40 I had these amazing pants drop and I loved the colors so much I wanted to design an outfit around it.

The items used in this set are as follows.

Head - Crimson Beholder Eye
Shoulders - Avenger's Pauldrons
Chest - Conqueror's Breastplate
Legs - Legplates of Blazing Light
Feet - Magma Tempered Boots
Hands - Heretic's Gauntlets
Weapon - Treant's Bane
Belt - Belt of the Fallen Emperor

About female Panderans

2012-02-02T06:44:00.000-05:00

So the question of how female pandas will look has been debated all throughout the community. I've thought about it myself, I never really cared enough last expansion to care about how new races would look. "Blizzard will do great." I told myself. I was really excited about Worgen and especially how bad-ass they would look. Holy crap I'd finally be able to play a bad-ass cool female character! Unfortunately I watched the state of female Worgen decline from eh, okay – to bad – to worse. They became overly sexualized like every other female race, and not only that but OH GOD WHY ARE THEIR FACES DEFORMED?

Anyway with the Panda debate, we have people on both sides of the spectrum arguing how they should be built. Let's face it, pandas are fat! or at least plump, they're bears. So many people want to see plump females, not only would it be accurate, it would also be the first "Plump" female race in wow. I mean, we can argue that Dwarf females are plump, they are more stout and wide, they really don't have FAT. So a lot of people would love to see a chubby gal in game for once. On the other side are people who feel they should be a more athletic build, leaner than their male counterparts. There are arguments made that fat female pandas will be ugly and/or no girl would want to play a "fat chick" Well fuck you! I want one and I want her fat! Curvy ladies are sexy and adorable. Besides there ain't nothin' gonna be freakier than a skinny ass panda bear. That's just gross. I've drawn a few things up for how I feel they should look.

This is a more curvy approach, but also athletic to where she looks like she is still in the condition to be someone who fights. A plump, cute, feminine face but not an alluring sexual expression. Also excuse the outfit here, I wanted to put her in as little as possible to show her form, but also give her a bit of an outfit.

Okay, now this is another sketch I did. I originally drew it as a joke on how I don't think they should be totally obese or anything like that, but my god the more I looked at it the more I loved the idea of a super cute, overly fat panda girl. NOW I WANT ONE.

I want the fattest, drunkest, panda monk girl in the world, and sweet jesus, she will be my best friend ever. We'll go on all kinds of adventures. We'll eat cake all night and drink whiskey in the moonlight. She'll teach me Mandarin and how to fight and we'll roll down hills and giggle forever.

Blizzard, please, please, please make a fatty panda option D:

Okay, okay. I also drew this horrible abomination of a skinny overly sexualized panda to show how bad it is, but I kinda got lazy half way and her arm is a branch. I have more fun drawing fatter womens, so I gave up.

Let me know what you guys think panda gals should look like. I'd enjoy hearing some other opinions or even seeing some of your own sketches.

Some more arts

2012-02-02T02:23:00.001-05:00

Made some little cute vectors of drunk Horde races. I'll most likely do an Alliance version as well. Feel free to use these for whatever as long as you give credit and link back to my blog.

Enjoy the cuteness.

Dazed and Confused

2012-01-31T08:32:00.000-05:00

So my doctor has me an all these new medications and oh man are they knocking me around. I was so fuck tired today, all day. I had a supreme chance to write a comic for this blog. SOMETHING AMAZING, AND FUNNY AND WITTY. However all day I lacked the cognitive skills to do anything worthwhile. Instead I just sat here drawing "pretty" pictures. OOOO pretty pictures oooo hehehe hahaha. It's so prettyyy. durrrr. So yeah that was me all day, it was either that or basically passed out. So, I decided to post my picture anyway so there's not just some empty wasted space consisting of me telling you how retarded and tired I am.

yes it's a Bloodelf, no I don't know who. It's just some random chick in non-existent armor because I wanted to draw pretty things. I'm not done with it yet, actually I don't even know if I'll finish it. AH, SHIT I GOTTA GO HOME AND GO TO BED. I LOVE YOU GUYS, PEACE OUT.

Steampunk's Not Dead: Steampunk Clothie

2012-01-28T09:45:00.004-05:00

Steampunk? Cloth? How will that ever work! you say. Well I have the solution for you! Kinda. Okay look so I just woke up and my language skills are still in the gutter. bdbfkjdfkjf. OKAY anyway, I've made a version of the steampunk look for cloth wearers. :) Again I used an addon called Mogit to put this together.

I really enjoyed this one. I think the eyepatch/spectacle really makes it pop. It was also interesting sifting through so much cloth. Much of it is bright and flashy colors. I managed to find some old tattered grunginess in there though and carefully matched them up. What you're going to need for this set is:

Head- Powerheal 4000 Lens (engineering)

Chest- Duskwoven Tunic

Legs- Humbert's Pants

Hands- Durable Gloves

Feet- Iceflow Footwraps (quest)

Waist- Windchaser Cinch

Back- Durable Cape (not shown, sorry bout that...it's brown.)

Staff- Jailers Baton

Now you're lookin sexy! :D

Transmog: The Steam Punk Hunter

2012-01-27T13:19:00.002-05:00

Ever since I heard about undead being able to become hunters, I KNEW deep in my heart that I wanted him to be steam punk. Even before the transmog feature was around, I told myself I would somehow make him as steam punk as possible! Now with such a new feature, it's easier than ever.

I used an addon called Mogit to put together my perfect ensemble.

and here are the items needed for this look :)

Head- Truesight Ice Blinders (engineering only)

Shoulders- Sparkleshell Shoulder Pads

Chest- Mail Combat Armor

Pants- Mighty Chain Pants (sold from an npc)

Feet- Myrmidon's Greaves

Hands- Imbued Infantry Gauntlets

Wrist- This doesn't matter, you wont be able to see it anyway

Polearm- Grizzly Glaive

Cloak- Sandstorm Cloak

Belt- Telaari Hunting Girdle

Gun- Use whatever you think looks good as a gun, I suggest something bronze and of course steam punk looking, you just GOTTA have a gun though. Steam punk & a bow? HA, Sissy pants bullshit, you need to shoot people in the FACE because you're fucking awesome.

The gun I think would go most wonderfully with this set would be Giant's Bane

It's perfect, the blue lights tie in with the goggles, it's bronze and metal, the thing has STEAM coming out of it for god's sake. However this gun can only be obtained in ulduar 25 so you're going to need some friends to help you farm it. Until then many other guns are also bronze and work just as well.

BEWARE!

While making this set I ran into some problems. I'm still farming it myself and when I had first made it, it looked like this:

Note the different shoulders, and alternate goggles. I really really liked those goggles. Unfortunately the recipie for these goggles can ONLY be learned by shamans. It also binds to you when made, so they are untradable. If you ARE a shaman engineer and would like to use these goggles instead, they are called Lightning Etched Specs. Be wary of the goggles you can make as an engineer. You can only learn goggle schematics that you can use for your class from the trainer. And I found that out when I saw I hadn't learned the bronze shaman goggles, but the purple hunter goggles instead. Fortunately for me, I had bronze goggles waiting for my class at the higher level, however the lenses weren't yellow, they were blue. Good enough!

The shoulders here are pvp shoulders called Defiller's Chain Pauldrons. I only switched those because I thought the other shoulders looked a bit nicer. If you like these better they are easy to get!

Good thing is, most of these items are greens, some are even sold from NPCs, but sadly there are a few in here that have a very low drop rate.

p.s. Mohawks help.

Hunter Bonus Round!

As a hunter, you can't be completely stylish unless you also have a stylish pet.

I've looked over a few of the pets available and have chosen my favorite matching pets to go with this set. (though I'm a bit pissed there's really no mechanical pets which would be PERFECT, AUGH.)

My personal favorite is the Beige Moth. Steam punk has that old world charm with the hardcore factor mingling in. Moths also remind me of this. They are charming, like butterflies, but the live in the night, also I can't help but think of Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs, so plus 1 to the moth for matching perfectly and having that charming but fucked up factor.

Second runner up would be the Red Bone Spider this spider matches wonderfully with this set, the light cream color speckled in bronzy brown just works, along with the glowing blue eyes to match your spectacles. Bonus points for being undead as you'll also have that underlying creepiness factor.

Third is the Yellow Hyena When I think of Steam Punk, I think of some futuristic gang taking over some half forgotten city, like the pirates or cowboys of the future. Then I think of the crazy pets they'd have. Dogs are to tame, no, they need something way more bad-ass. How about a vicious hyena? YES. There are gangs around the world who use them currently, and man is it intimidating. If only they had a chain muzzle or something. Needless to say, the hyena would be a sweet pet for a futuristic pirate.

Fourth is the Copper Wasp the copper color matches wonderfully, it almost makes it look mechanical. The wings match wonderfully as well if you have the same goggles with the blue lenses.

Coming in fifth is the Brown Rhino I just think this burly ass giant would look so cool standing behind you. Like some sort of tamed weapon to destroy all your enemies. I think this animal goes pretty well.

That's all for now folks!

Class Drinks: Warlock

2012-01-24T13:44:00.001-05:00

This week I've decided to do Warlock drinks as a request from Ruby Lupine. :)

PREPARE FOR EVIL!

You're gonna be like:

Class Drinks: Death Knight

2012-01-16T10:16:00.000-05:00

This week I've decided to do Death Knights! Priests was on the agenda, but I did this for a friend. Pick your class and spec and lets get blitzed. :D (Edit: ARGHHH I just realized I made a typo in the DK one. Oh well I'll fix it one day.)

Last Class and drink post was: MAGES!

Next week: WHO KNOWS.

Druid Worgen Shit

2012-01-15T15:08:00.000-05:00

So, I started an alliance character. She is now my only character over on that side. I played alliance before, but I never made it past level 20. My first wow character was alliance actually, because my brother played on alliance, deep down I really wanted to be Horde, but whatever. This is what kept me from playing for about 3 more years afterward. I wanted to try it since I heard of the game, probably a while before BC came out, but I hesitated because people were saying its addictive and I have a very addictive personality * takes a drag of a cigarette and a swig of booze* so it was like, "I don't need this kind of crap right now, I'd end up like one of those people that sit there for so long they die from not showering, pissing themselves and not eating." Then I finally tried when my brother asked me to join him, HOWEVER he is not the most reliable person or the best guide, and I, having NO IDEA what the hell I was doing became increasingly frustrated.

I was a Nightelf rogue and in the starting area I was doing fine, then for some reason, he wanted to take me to Ironforge. He brought his 70 Nightelf hunter over to the starting area to lead me there, and I just followed him. I must have died at least 20 times on the way, and at that point graveyards were not everywhere so running back all those times was a bitch and a half. So anyway, I think about halfway there he is just like "OH I GOTTA GO, BYE" and logs. I'm standing in the middle of bum-fucked Egypt surrounded by 20+ mobs, I don't know how to do anything, go anywhere and I keep dying. At this point I'm just like "ALRIGHT, FUCK THIS GAME, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED BUT I HATED ALL OF IT." and it would be another 3 or so years until I tried the game again. This time around I had someone reliable to show me how to do things around Azeroth. I slowly began to see why so many people loved it, and I got to be Horde! yay! I never looked back.

So, to this day I have never experienced Alliance side. I kind of feel bad because I'm basically missing half of the game. All my friends are Horde-side though, so I always hesitated making an alliance character. Finally, in an insomnia-induced delirium I decided to make an Alliance character a few days ago. I made her a Worgen druid because I've never played a druid, and out of all the Alliance races, Worgen are the most appealing to me. Humans, Gnomes, Elves and Dwarves all bore me. Draenai are alright, but I am actually 40% furry. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME. Besides I'm not the creepy, sexual pervert kind, I just enjoy drawing humaniod animals, they're fun! back to the point - ever since Worgens came out I really wanted one. Here's my beautiful Charmaine:

I really like the catform models for the Worgen, DEM PURP EYES. I was having a lot of fun playing a druid too, it was new and refreshing. I have to say this though. When it comes to Worgen females, my god, what did they do to their FACE? It looks like they had one too many face lifts and are TRYING so desperately to smile but instead just straining and showing their teeth. I wish they looked more wolf-like instead of a busty model that had sex with a chihuahua, resulting in deformed hybrid monster babies.

I mean her face is all like:

Another thing I noticed, is the Alliance areas are SO NICE and fantasy-like and pretty compared to the Horde. I was running around Stormwind like "WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?! THERE'S SOMETHING GOING WRONG! WHAT'S THIS?! THERE'S PEOPLE SINGING SONGS! WHAT'S THIS! THE STREETS ARE LINED WITH LITTLE PEOPLE LAUGHING(gnomes?) EVERY BODY SEEMS SO HAPPY..." etc. etc. It felt nice to see some god damn green though instead of an endless sea of brownish yellow. No wonder the Horde are so pissed off all the time. To show what I mean I've drawn this completely accurate diagram of how it was for Dreamy today, and then how it was for Charmaine.

WHAT THE HELL MAN? THEY GOT COWS AND SQUIRRELS THERE....AND I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW A BUTTERFLY. This is bullshit, we got dead raptors stinking up the desert and a bunch of scorpions pinching our asses. Okay...okay, I'm over it. I have to say the scenery change is nice though. I guess Horde are just more badass like that...yeah, that's why.

On another note, I'm happy for our guild because last night we ran a full run of ICC 10 heroic and got all the achievements for glory of the Icecrown raider (10) except 1, which we're going back for next week so we can all get our new mounts! I know, you're saying " Who cares? I did that shit 3 years ago." Well fuck you because I have a small ass guild and we take what we can get.

I love you guys :) Guildies and friends of Rollin with Bob Saget. Shout out to the friends in other guilds

UP IN SMOKE & Ex Inferius

See you guys again real soon!

P.s. about those Class drinks - I will be doing DK's this week for a friend and will have it up a bit later this week so stay tuned.

The Terrible Huntard Guide

2012-01-10T08:51:00.000-05:00

This week I have another guest post for a friend and fellow guildie, the illustrious British. He's a drunken British bastard and our guilds human sacrifice in any dungeon and raid. AND NOW...British.

Howdy do honkies?Today The British will tell you how to PvE and PvP as a huntard. Make sure youhave plenty of drinks.. And I don't mean in-game.. I mean get you a big damnbottle of whiskey, and maybe some sort of sugary energy drink. Maybe an Amp. Ormake your own. Out of gasoline and Splenda packets. Hell, Kerosene isfuel and and Red Bull is fuel, so therefore Kerosene is Redbull.

Anyways get your PvPgear or RP gear.. Fuck I roll around in a kilt as a Huntard, Or a dress,whatever it is, my little blood elf hunter looks like a whore and it's awesome.Means those Gnome fucks target you, but as a huntard, you don't give afuck, send your pet in, dance around, fire off some arcane shots or something,take some shots of whiskey, or snort some coke.. Either way, there's not muchany class can do about you shooting them in the face ‘til it's all demented andwhat not, hell I aimed shot the tentacles on a Draenei sometimes I even run upand smack some sweet Draenei booty.

A quick guide onhow to flag run in a Warsong or that new one, forget what it's call, who care.Simply pick up the flag, turn around to face the allies chasing you anddisengage all the way back to the horde base, or you can always use aspect ofthe cheetah and RUN FASTER, but that only works if you're screaming somethingabout salt fucking or slugs raping your children.

How to PvE as ahuntard? It's pretty much the same thing as PvPing, except you ALWAYS ALWAYSmisdirect to the healer, That will show them who not to fuck with and make surethey keep you alive, or maybe that wipes groups, who knows. As long as I'm theone running around and drinking all that delicious limey tea, who gives a shit.

One last thing, ifyou have the rainbow trinket on your huntard..Always use it, it triples yourdps. Plus it makes you look fucking FABULOUS, oh and use Camouflage, or as Icall it Ghost Mode. There's actually a story about ghost Mode, wanna hear it? Don'tgive a shit, here goes; basically my old house was haunted and the basementroom was the scariest room in the whole house even for grown ups. I had a dreamonce that a knife killer in a tuxedo was hiding down in the basement and Ican't go down there anymore unless I'm in Ghost mode, There was a lot of funstuff to do down there in Ghost mode, like throw chairs at the concrete wall,lift cinderblocks read an old article about Marilyn Monroe, that dirty bitch.If you see a ghost or think somebody might be creeping down there in ghostmode, don't worry, you can't see ghost mode people and they can only touch you ifyou want them to touch you erotically. Anyways, fuck thistyping shit, time to drink tea and think I'm better at huntarding than the nexttard.

Drunk Pally Healing

2012-01-07T09:35:00.003-05:00

The Drunken Holy Paladin & Drink Recommendations

Inspired by Boulderface's shaman guide, along with booze, I've decided to write a holy paladin drunken healing guide. Well, maybe not a guide as much as a bunch of tips. I often heal drunk and while some argue this can be detrimental, I like to believe it differs from person to person. You have to get that fine balance of booze and energy drink to be truly glorious at healing. Light beams will shoot out of your tits and into your allies with the majesty and skill you have always dreamed of.

First of all, make sure you have healbot because fuck everything else. You need those big green buttons so you can see shit even when your vision is blurry. Those big buttons also make it easy to aim your mouse, you have a large target area with those buttons so you should be able to hit it and heal it in time even if you're falling out of your chair. Put all your trinkets on there and make your big, main heals simple clicks so even when you're trashed you just click on some DK's name who's almost dead and BOOM you're all good.

PvE is easy, just click the buttons if you see the green turning any other color than green. Cleanse for purple, dark green, blue..fuck it, try it on any color the bar turns if health is full. Heal if the bar starts chipping away. Just put beacon on the tank because you really don't want to give a shit about all that beacon switching piss when you're drunk, trust me, it doesn't matter. If you have any DK's in your group, keep an eye on those fuckers because they ARE going to pull aggro and almost die at least 15-20 times throughout the dungeon, don't even play, you know it's true, girl.

If you're healing in PvP just avoid hunters. Just run away from them, if you can /cry while running if they see you, they will feel bad and leave you alone, especially if you're a sexy female Bloodelf, because no one likes to see a woman cry....well, maybe some do, but fuck them they are assholes. If you're a Tauren this probably wont work because your /cry emotes are terrible and impossible to feel pity for. Dwarves also have no hope with this strategy, sorry. Humans, I don't know what to tell you, you're a bit derpy looking but some people might find it cute. Draenei are pretty sexy, but only if you're female. You guys might have as much power if not more than Bloodelves. Holy pallies, if you run into a druid in bear form, just run in circles around him while slapping that big bear ass and spamming holy shock and word of glory. This will probably go on for hours, until someone intervenes which probably won't happen, especially if you're in warsong gulch. If you run into a mage you might as well go take a piss while they kill you. If you're being focused by a frost mage you have a 99.5% mortality rate. The 5% of hope is if someone decides to help you, but you'll probably both die anyway in the end.

If you're drinking whiskey, avoid playing any healing class. Whiskey is for aggressive dps folks, your balls will be so big after a few shots you could never sit in the background healing. My buzz ran out so I'm done talking about this shit.

Shamaning - Guest Post from Boulderface

2012-01-04T08:07:00.000-05:00

Today I have another guest post for you from my fellow guildie - The drunken Orc shaman Boulderface. He's come to us today with an introduction to the shaman class as well as a few useful tips, so listen because this shit is important.HYAH.AND NOW, BOULDERFACE.

Hello out there in Warcraft Land. This is Boulderface, senior member of Rollin With Bob Saget of Earthen Ring. Dreamy's gone and ran out of Amp, so it's up to everyone's favorite Shaman to hold down the fort, so the poor lass doesn't run out of content.

Today, I'm gonna talk about how awesome being a Shaman is as an introduction!So let's get down the the basics. Shamans have three specs. Only Resto ever gets any love, because people will yank on a healer's dick all day long. Screw that. We need ULTIMATE POWAH, so we roll with a Enhancement spec for pvp. Why? Because swinging weapons will beat slinging spells for that bloodthirst factor, every time. As a Hybird class, a shaman only excels at causing rectal bleeding in other classes. However, we can keep ourselves alive, damage the enemy and offheal in any spec to a certain degree (but why bother? You'll get no thanks later). As Enhancement, we have a few key abilities.

First on the list is waterbreathing. Spam this on your local paladin while pointing and laughing. Next up is Frostshock. As we all know, 2 Frostshocks will pretty much knock any Paladerp right on their ass, or at the very least, leave them slowly running to you like some kinda fat kid running for the bus. Finally, the last skill is fishing. You'll be smacking so much Draenei booty that you'll no longer be welcome in any neutral town so you might as well go fish for your meals.Let me get this out of the way now: I live to smite gnomes.

I took this sweet screen shot of me pounding gnome babies into the ground outside of whateverthehell city. Earthen Ring doesn't have a world pvp scene outside of one single gnome rogue, so I don't bother. TO THE BATTLEGROUNDS! Tips for Battlegrounding as a Shaman include wearing no clothes so as to intimidate your enemies and healing yourself while spinning in circles.

This glass is empty and I haven't found any secret whiskey while typing, so we're gonna call it a day. Tune in next time to see more of Dreamy's drunken rants about ponies and sonuck the hedgehog. Maybe I'll come back to tell you all why rogues are awful children who stunlock your dick off for shits and giggles. Til then, fuck it I'm drunk.

Fin.

*Dreamy's Disclaimer: He told me to put a disclaimer about the Alliance hatred in this post but he didn't say about what exactly. Maybe he wanted me to say it's not serious for the sake of my Alliance readers (Who I'm sorry to, cause I'm sure you guys are totally cool people and all that and I am glad you read my blog even though it is definitely Horde-biased, and I don't know if I can redeem myself in anyway for this but I'm just gonna throw out there that I think Worgen are cool and I wish I had one but I'm so lazy and I don't feel like leveling one). BUT ANYWAY I'm pretty sure he lives to hate gnomes for real. I mean, this one time I made him a gnome deck with wow TCG just because I knew he'd hate it so much he'd piss all over it and burst into flames. However, I don't give a shit so this was entirely pointless. I hate Draenei.

Random Crap

2011-12-29T09:07:00.005-05:00

Sitting here drinking some amp. The holidays were crazy but they aren't over until the new year. I had a bit of money issues and my wow account ran out on me for about a week, so I really have nothing to report here. Just some little things to post up quick. OH GOD THIS AMP IS SO GOOD. You gotta get the red kind, really. The green is OKAY I GUESS but the red kind is where it's at, believe me.

I also noticed I need a new Horde sticker for the back of my car, it was cool when it first started peeling off cause it was like...tattered looking and looked pretty hordeish. Now it's just starting to look unrecognizable, like some sort of half remembered satanic symbol that's been on my car for 7 years or some shit.

OHH. ALSO. If you want, go check out my guest post I made on Info about WoW from the Altaholic

Here's a little preview of the first panel:

Read the full post here: Furtive Father Winter!

Now that I have my wow account back I will hopefully have more adventures to share, but I got the annual pass now so I got the PONY WITH WINGS. AW YEAH. OH GOD ITS ALL SO MAGICAL. I am about to go play some kinect and then level my hunter CAUSE NOW I CAN. BAW I MISSED HIM. Before I go, here's some little sketches I did today at work.

Deathwing whippin' his ball-chin back and forth and My boyfriend's main and mine. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHURHURHURHUR.

Special Guest Post!: Windsoar from Jaded Alt

2011-12-22T06:08:00.003-05:00

Thanks to Akabeko and her secret holiday gift exchange over at Blog Azeroth, I've been sent a very sweet and lovely post by Windsoar from Jaded Alt, SO GO LOOK AT HER BLOG NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME AND SHE DREW ME A REALLY CUTE COMIC. Ehem...and without Further adieu, I give you: Windsoar! :)

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Greetings Drunkards!

This Winter Vale I was lucky enough to be selected to give a Winter Veil gift to Dreamy. While I can’t say that my efforts are particularly skillful, I wanted to give my hand at doing a cartoon since I really enjoy Dreamy’s stories.

Hopefully I’ve managed to capture the blood elf paladin we all know and love (even if she looks a little.... circular ^^).

Cheers and Happy Winter Veil Dreamy!
Windsoar of Jaded Alt

The Insane Hunter

2011-12-21T08:03:00.002-05:00

I'd like to imagine this comic to THIS SONG

Nothing to see here

2011-12-19T08:45:00.004-05:00

I just wanted to make a small update today, nothing too important or fancy. I've been sick and haven't posted all weekend so I feel bad. I also made some lovely pictures of my favorite toons. It's early, I'm sipping on some burnt coffee and I am over medicated on Theraflu, Excedrin and I'm debating on needing some Unisom later so I can sleep since I work night shift. I'm playing a bit on my hunter, I've been focusing on him lately since I love hunters, I always wanted one and he's an undead engineer. It's so steam-punk and I would cuddle him forever if I could.

Other than that I've just been farming on Dreamy to make gold for my friends x-mas presents, along with the Winter's Veil quests. I'm almost done so that's exciting.

That's pretty much it for today. I'll be back with something more interesting this week. As for now I'm pretty much dead to the world.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOVIE HOUSE!!!!

Winter's Veil - Pass the Eggnog

2011-12-15T06:54:00.004-05:00

Winter's Veil is upon us again! I'm not even sure how many years it's been for me. This is my...3rd or 4th year I think. ANYWAY. I've still yet to get all of the achievements and I'm going for it this year. I MUST OBTAIN THE PURPLE PROTO. The only problem I've had with all the holiday achievements are the PvP portions. I don't PvP much, well, unless I'm drunk, and normally when I'm drunk enough to PvP I'm also drunk enough to forget all about anything like achievements. At least I don't think I have too many Winter's Veil achievements left to go, which is nice.

I was thinking earlier today about holiday bosses and if Winter's Veil has one, but for the life of me I couldn't remember. Then I thought about how awesomely funny it would be if we had to fight Santa or some shit like that. You'd have to go into a North Pole-like dungeon, there'd be trash like reindeer and elves, then out comes Santa holding his bag of loot. OH SNAP.

It would be good times, trust me.

Also, I was thinking of doing a contest or giveaway christmas thing on my blog but I think it's still too young for a following of any sort, so I will have to put away my ideas for next year. Hopefully by that point I have at least a handful of people following this shit, even if it's only crackheads and invalids willing to read my drunken psychotic rambling. I WILL HAVE FESTIVITIES FOR YOU MY BELOVED CRACKHEADS.

Oh yeah I just had one more picture to post. I was leveling my Undead hunter with my boyfriend's Goblin warrior last night and I started doodling him, before I knew it I had doodled all my characters. This kinda looks like shit ( especially the coloring) but HEY it's my cute wittle characters. BAWWWW. Frikky and Dreamy are my favorite.

We got:
Dreamy - Holy Paladin | Frikky - BM Hunter | Flu - Fire Mage | BopBop - Holy Priest

I think we might be running the second half of Dragon Soul when I get home in LFR. Then maybe level my Frikky! WOO. Excite. I'm going to have to stop and get some energy drinks. Amp is my energy drink of choice, the red kind. OH MAN, so good.

WELP. See ya tomorrow guys.

Forsaken Obsession

2011-12-14T04:26:00.003-05:00

I'm going to go ahead and go crazy for this post about my favorite race in the game. THE FORSAKEN! YES, they are glorious, YES they are sexy, YES they are better than everyone else in the game. Well, in my opinion anyway. "BUT DREAMY" you say "YOUR MAIN IS A BLOODELF! WHY ISN'T SHE UNDEAD?"

Unfortunately my favorite class is not playable by undead. I've always enjoyed playing a paladin, and seeing as I'd rather play a fun class than play the best lookin', most wonderful race, I ended up a bloodelf. Hey, at least the bloodelves and the forsaken are pretty much B.f.f's as far as their relationship with other horde races go.

I'll also admit, I have an unhealthy attraction to them. Most girls I've talked to have found blood elf males to be among the most attractive of the characters in game. Some like nightelves, I'm not sure if I've ever met anyone who has thought of human males as sexy (I honestly think it's the doofy faces and porno mustaches). Everyone has a particular taste and seeing as how I'm fond of skinny, lanky, nerdy boys who might even look a bit sickly, and am especially fond of mohawks, it's no surprise that the forsaken are my kind of guys. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, I LIKE WHAT I LIKE WAHHHH.

OH YEAHHH.

I really wish I had more undead characters. It takes me forever to level anything though and I actually do also have a max level undead mage. However, it took me 85 levels to realize I hate playing mages. I also have a almost level 50 undead hunter, I've been working on him a lot, I freakin love him. I've always had a thing for hunters. YES I made him a male. I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT DAT SWEET ASS WHEN HE WALKS, GAW.

Okay, okay. I don't just find the forsaken physically appealing though. I'm a big fan of the lore and honestly I feel for them. There are a few quests throughout the undead starting areas that show how sad it can be for them. Lilian Voss was a very good example:

(taken from WowWiki) "From the moment of her birth she was raised as a weapon against the plague as a member of the Scarlet Crusade. She studied stealth, sorcery, martial arts and anything else that would make herself stronger. She gave up her childhood for her father.

After she died Lilian ended up being raised as an undead by the Forsaken's Val'kyr. When Horde players approach her to recruit her into the Forsaken's ranks, she runs away in denial of her undeath claiming that her father will protect her. She instantly cried for her father and ran away screaming for her life, pleading to be taken back home. Later she was found by Novice Elreth in Deathknell. To show her what she really is and to join the Forsaken Novice Elreth gave the adventurer a hand mirror. After she saw her face Lilian ran away again denying her life as an undead.

Upon fleeing, she is captured by a lieutenant of the Scarlet Crusade. Lieutenant Gebler, supposedly a friend from her past, brings word from her father. He had initially perceived her as a possible weapon against his enemies, but has now denounced her as a daughter and ordered her execution instead. Lilian instantly kills Gebler and orders the adventurer to leave her be. She now seeks retribution against her father and all of the Scarlet Crusade."

Many forsaken were abandoned and feared by their old friends and family after becoming undead, then were driven away from their homes. It's true that there are mindless undead that are evil, but the forsaken still retain their memories and personalities as they were when they were living. The forsaken are made up of mostly Humans and High elves, though there have apparently been Dwarfs and trolls as well (though I've never seen this).

This is a picture of a forsaken rogue I did while back, I never finished it. Every time I try to color it, I hate it. I think I just prefer it black and white. I might use water colors eventually though.

I always hate it when people make them out to be monsters. They are not all monsters and there are forsaken that work towards good. There are even rogue bands of Forsaken that broke away from their race to devote themselves to more noble causes that they believed in while they were living.

SO WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS. The forsaken are interesting. They have many different types of characters within their race, a rich as well as sad history and a bit of an underdog feeling since no one really likes them, including most of the Horde. PLUS, the undead males have the coolest laugh ever. DON'T EVEN DENY IT.

Okay I'm going now but here's some more doodles I did earlier while thinking of them.

I HEART FORSAKEN 900% AND I CANNOT DO THEIR BEAUTY JUSTICE. WAHH.

BONUS!

Some sweet jams about loving dead people.

A Month Dead -Stephen Lynch
Dead Girls - Voltaire
Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie
Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo

Maybe I'll add more later. I NEED A SMOKE!

If you guys have any undead art, songs, stories, anything creative you've made regarding undead, send me a link! I'll post it here and link to your blog and get really excited about seeing new undead stuff. X3

BE COOL YOU CRAZY CATS <3

Winter sucks

2011-12-13T07:43:00.001-05:00

It is now time for everyone to get sick. Including me and my loverpants.

So, here is my short post and horrible picture for the day since I have nothing of interest to say and I feel horrible.

P.s. I am taking a billion meds. when I get home, HOLLA.

Warlocky

2011-12-08T17:03:00.002-05:00

Wanted to do another quick post to put some more of my vector art on here. This is something else I did in illustrator, I was thinking of doing some sort of holiday giveaway/contest and make a personalized one of these for the winner. It seems people aren't really coming to my blog or following though. Let me know if you do, I have no idea. I get no comments or followers. Ah well. It's early in the life of my blog! I might just have to skip it this year though for lack of people.

Bots and Shots

2011-12-08T16:34:00.002-05:00

Last night me and 3 guildies decided to run our lowbies through dungeons, so we queue up and get scholomance. We get a priest as a healer who we immediately begin to talk to, because we're quite the social lot. He doesn't say a word, so we're just like "What a jerk!" and we go on. Later we start to notice weird things, like he ONLY uses his biggest heal, and one after the other after the other. He goes OOM FAST, and he's all decked out in heirlooms. There was no judgment on his side, even if the tank was hurt a tiny bit...BIGGEST HEAL. So we're like "Dude you don't need to heal so much, thats why you're going out of mana so fast." He said nothing, but continued to only use his biggest heal and drink after every SINGLE pull.

At this point we started wondering if the thing was actually a bot. It just had NO common sense. It never jumped, walked into walls, walked in patterns. It was easily tricked into running downstairs instead while we were in the same place upstairs. It always walked around obstacles instead of jumping over like we would do. SO, naturally we wanted to fuck with it. We lured it around into mobs and we must have killed it about 10 times. Watching this thing operate was hilarious.

I may be posting a video of it soon since it was recorded partially. I have to get out of here though, tonight I'm going drinking with some fellow guildies, tomorrow I'm going to a concert with some more guildes. FESTIVITIES SHALL ENTAIL!

Peace out you crazy cats.

Compilation

2011-12-07T02:23:00.003-05:00

I'm so very tired today. I slept for maybe 2 hours, and I've been sleeping like this all week. BUT, I must work so sleep needs to wait. I shall surely die.

I have some things for today. I actually wanted to do another comic but I am borderline dead so I'm going to save that one for later. I did find a screenshot I meant to put up here though. I was doing some of the new quests with my undead hunter and this quest in particular had THIS:

I really enjoyed those quests. Mmnnyeessss. I wish my hunter was 85 already, but I'm SOOO LAZZYYY.

What else, what else. OH RIGHT. I had drawn up this picture because this happens to me every day. With the mailbox, with npcs, with something cool I'm looking at...WHATEVER. I hate all of you that do this.

Also I feel really bad for that poor dragon. He's so fat and sad and tired. He's been carrying that orc all day and he can't take it anymore. He was just trying to have a little rest for a bit. I'm sorry dragon, it's not your fault.

Don't mind me.

2011-12-06T09:48:00.005-05:00

HOLD ON TO YO BUTTS.

I'm going to be fixing this blog up and trying to get it out there into the community. Sorry if this place may seem a bit disheveled meantime. I'll be trying to figure out all kinds of whatever I must do to TAKE MY DRUNKEN WORD TO THE MASSES...OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY WOW...AND ALSO READ BLOGS.

Alright well, I have to pee really bad and I need to get home. YES I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED CREEPY LOCATION. I'm hiding from doctor's appointments.

Also, This gal over there <----- is some of my vector work. I'm thinking I might do custom ones in the future for people. They're pretty fun. HMMMM. WE SHALL SEE. Later!

Raid Thoughts

2011-12-06T05:09:00.001-05:00

Patchy things.

2011-12-01T04:08:00.003-05:00

Last night when I got into the game we had a few people on, so naturally we wanted to run the new dungeons. They all went pretty smoothly, and the guild leveled up (AWESOME). There was much fun to be had, especially the last of the 3 dungeons, where you are turned into night elves. For a good while we were standing there messing around, dancing and talking about how much we collectively hate night elves, and it kept going through the whole dungeon.

We plan to do more over the weekend, along with some raids. I was looking around org though and messing with the transmorg feature, which was pretty awesome, albeit a bit expensive. I also noticed everyone with that new mount for signing up for the annual pass. I wanted it! I don't revert to my girlish roots often but certain things make me do so, and I end up like this:

Although there's another thing in the game that I want but I freak out in the direct opposite way. Tarecgosa's Rest, you know, it makes you turn into this thing? I can't even use it but I want to be able to turn into herrrrrr. I've seen two people with it so far. Seeing as how I will NEVER obtain this, I console myself by telling myself she's an ugly hooker dragon.

That bitch IS a skank dragon.

I'M BACK YA'LL

2011-11-30T06:44:00.006-05:00

I've been neglecting this blog for a while, to be honest I just kind of forgot about it in the midst of not having time for it. However, I'm going to try to make some more time to keep this thing going, and hopefully play WoW a bit more than I have been.

Alright here we go.

Since my last post, I've already gotten pissed off at Dreamy becoming a tauren, she was fat and I was mad at her for letting herself go. I also just missed her being this dainty little thing who gets drunk and begins yelling things like "I DON'T GIVE A HOT PISS" in the middle of Org. As a tauren woman it's a little more intimidating, as a little bloodelf, it's just silly. ALSO, it was a lot harder to hit on undead guys, they don't seem to like burly tauren women. SO, she's a bloodelf again, and ontop of that I've turned her into a full-time healer. SO SEXY.

Our guild is also dying, which is shitty since we really want to raid and do all the new content. I miss all those people, but there are still the few of the die-hards in the core group still active and trying to keep the guild afloat. It just sucks that most nights or mornings I get online and end up like this.

Yeah that's pretty much the way it is. BUT, I'm excited about the new transmorg thing and the raid finder in a way. I'm thinking the raid finder will end up being a complete disaster 90% of the time. I am not a fan of pugging dungeons and now we're going to be pugging raids? The only thing that makes me want to do this is the fact that people in my guild pugging this are going to be trolling so hard, I just know it. Drunk on a saturday night, 4-5 of us pug a raid and with the new transmorg feature, I will show up like this:

Dearest Dreamy

2010-12-07T02:39:00.006-05:00

Dreamy, I know we've had some great times, and you were my very first wow character. We laughed, we cried, we grinded the hell out of rep and trolled a lot of people. You were this familiar thing that I associated myself with. You were a beautiful blood elf with ebony hair and crimson red lips. I would paint you, but I cannot do your perfect form justice.

Screw it, I'll try anyways.

There.... just pretend like she is not partially deformed. I will leave this picture here, in tribute to you, and though I never liked blood elves, I will always cherish our memories together as you were.

Dreamy, it's time for us to create new memories...

Especially now that you're a KICK ASS BURLY TAUREN WOMAN

YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW!!!!

OH MAH GAH

2010-12-02T01:04:00.003-05:00

So, THE SHATTERING HAPPENED. It was all very exciting and people were excited and exciting changes happened. Everything changed and new race/class combos became available!!!!!!!!!@!@23234242

Sidenote: I have been waiting to create an undead hunter for a long time. Ever since I heard they were going to be available I have had an alt devoted to collecting things for him, holding heirlooms, engineering things (because I wanted him to have goggles and guns and look SUPER COOL STEAM PUNK UNDEAD HUNTER OH YEAH!!) and I've even had another alt there JUST to reserve the name I wanted for him.

The night of, I log in and.....

YEAH!! UNDEAD HUNTER BABY! HE'S THE COOLEST!

I excitedly leveled him and loved him and wanted to get him the COOLEST PET EVER. So after I hit level 10 I began to look for cool new pets. On my way I came across a diseased bear of some sort and figured I'd try out my new tame pet ability! woooo.

I tame him and name him "BeepBeep" and I love BeepBeep already, he's so fat and cute, and he's just an all around cool bear. However, I wanted a raptor! Dinosaurs are so awesome and I knew I could get one in the barrens, so I put BeepBeep away and went to the barrens. After exploring and falling into that GOD DAMN CRACK IN THE ASS OF THE BARRENS I figured I'd just tame one and get out. I named him Cheesesteak and I love him just as much as Beep Beep. To show you how much I love them, here is a picture of them dancing together:

YES....LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!

Enough of that. Later, I couldn't help but noticing almost everyone around me were troll druids, my guild was filled with them, the questing zones I was in, cities, and even all my friends were turning into troll druids. Don't get me wrong, I looooovvveeee trolls and I loovvveee druids....but WHAT THE SHIT.

Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road....

2010-11-23T06:13:00.004-05:00

The last minute before the mass server kick to update to the shattering.

Goodbye old world. I barely knew ye. For the last few minutes people were running around hugging eachother and talking about "The good ol' times" in a big circle, smack dab in the center of Org. Almost brings a tear to your eye.

THEN, SECONDS BEFORE SHUTDOWN, EVERYONE BEGINS LOSING THEIR FUCKING MIND.

Sunday Night Hate.

2010-11-22T05:24:00.002-05:00

Sunday nights are always a bust. No one gets on wow, and the people that do are too lazy/lethargic to do anything. I spent most of my day farming welps/not giving a shit with a fellow guildie. He eventually got offline though, I'm not sure if he ended up drinking too much or having a Guns N' Roses overdose or WHAT.

I saw the news about the shattering apparently happening this Tuesday (TO-FUCKING-MORROW) and I freaked, got back in game and demanded someone run ZG with me.

I wanted one last shot that damn tiger mount before I let my hopes and dreams of a cat mount go spiraling into the dark deep abyss of never.

didn't get it.

FUCK THIS GAME.

Rum Raiders

2010-11-21T05:14:00.000-05:00

What a luxurious saturday, filled with free time to play games and drink booze. Tonight was less lonely, albeit a bit more stressful as guild runs were a must. We haven't had this many people on in what seemed like months.

Side note: Our guild is....how may I put this lightly.....FUCKING RETARDED. I'm not bashing, I'm just stating truths. Without fail, every night we raid, pvp or...pretty much do ANYTHING. At LEAST half of our guild is drunk, high or tired. Maybe even all 3. Now, I'm not saying this is bad. I'm actually glad we roll like this. No stress, no QQ, aint nothin' but a good time and a party wherever we may roam. HOWEVER. There are times when we have the biggest "DERP" moments that I could even imagine.

Half the time we spend yelling at each other about things that don't make sense. It's not a real thing, but just saying every now and then, someone will yell something like "BITCH, YOU AINT GOT NO HOTDOGS CAUSE I ATE THEM ALL, HOW THAT MAKE YOU FEEL TIT SHIT?!!" soon, without warning, guild chat spirals out of control with the strength of 20 trolls trying to troll each other...nevermind the fact that they are DRUNK.

This usually ends with everyone quitting the guild after or during a raid, while trying to regroup and move onto the next raid.

Like so:

Eventually, everyone is invited back and we move on.

Our raids tend to be a tank and spank affair. We try to include all the people we possibly can who are online. We had a new guildie who was level 60-something, so we decided to do an AQ-40.

Everything seems to be going well. It's a regular tank and spank for the most part. THEN......We stumbled upon the TWIN EMPERORS boss fight. We began to fight like we had been fighting the entire time: Tank and spank. It seems we had underestimated our fight, and none of us knew about it. They were constantly resetting aggro and healing eachother....and soooooooooooooo:

Yeah, we freaked and hearthed. Later on I was informed as to what we had done wrong by a fellow guildie who's vent wasn't working at the time.

NOW WE KNOW THE BATTLE. NOW WE SHALL KICK THEIR ASSES OFF. ....eventually. If we ever feel like doing it again.

Vodka + PvP

2010-11-20T02:58:00.000-05:00

Here I am, 2:26am saturday morning. Drinking vodka, staring at my screen. I am really trying to retain my excitement for cataclysm. The game is just BORING now. Guild is empty, I'm standing in Dalaran, bored off my tits. I figure "HEY. IM GONNA PVP. WOOO, HONOR POINTS FOREVERRRRRR!"

I queue. EYE OF THE STORM pops. "ALRIGHT, THIS IS MY FAVVVVVVV."
I am at that point in the night where I've drank so much that I feel AWESOME.

Whenever I play games when I'm at that perfect drunk I feel as though I kick so much ass that people might actually notice and think "Holy shit!, that person is INSANE" and I take notice, in my head I am unstoppable.

Then afterwards I often wonder if I just think this way because I had been drinking for hours before hand....what if...I'm really bad? What if I think I look like THAT but instead I look more along the lines of

We win anyway. We're the horde, and as the winning tallies pop declaring our victory a teamate some where in the distance /yells "LOL FAGS"

GLORY!